Citizen Donald put out a statement saying that on Monday he's going to start making his case in court. That's interesting, because he's been sending his clown show lawyers to courts all week long. Multiple courts, multiple cases thrown out for lack of evidence or applicability.
So it's kind of like when he *repeatedly* officially kicked off his campaign for re-election this past summer, when he's actually been running since January 2017.
I'm still saving my bottle of Scotch for when the electors do the thing in December and make it actual-official. It will be interesting to watch what the Patriots In Control Q crowd make of this as the states begin actually certifying results.
Because again, their theory is that this whole thing is an elaborate sting to prove the Democrats are engaged in nationwide voter fraud. They think there are trucks full of "the real ballots" in the hands of the National Guard and at a dramatic moment, Trump will reveal them.
But once the results are certified, it really doesn't matter if he comes out and says, "I'm afraid your precious 'ballots' are actually Graham crackers with the words 'Joe Biden' piped on them in icing. The real ones are right here."

He's already lost.
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