#Wait

Zumi ✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN!

honnojis

parade brainworms.... but at least i dont feel like shit like i did yesterday tbh, in fact im more excited for next year than anything elsei'm banking on that the

mayor meg™

megwiemer

So here's something I would bring up to a therapist if I had a therapist! Dad wanted us to go to New Mexico. He told me a month ago that

Lindsey Kelk

LindseyKelk

Happy 'seven years since we stayed at the Hollywood Roosevelt and they hung giant sheets in front of our windows because The Rock was hosting the Pain & Gain premiere

ًreading the promised neverland

MIHAWKSCUMSLUT

i'm just starting promised neverland y'all i'll keep y'all updated HES SO PRECIOUS i hereby claim norman as my child WHAT THE FAWK ALL MY HOMIES HATE THE MOM TRICK

Phil Christman🌹

phil_christman

re: last several rts: the biggest difference between my life since I married into the middle class, and *especially* since I started working at U of M, and my life

Scott Handcock

scott_handcock

Okay, @bigfinish fans - this may be mad. But I have two spare copies of Doctor Who: Tartarus to give away and figured we could fuel some fan creativity...? How

🕷Arachne🕸

PurpleTarantula

One observation a nobody like me has made here on AU Twitter, is it’s often the same people who are over 50 and say they “will wait for the better

Scott Sigler

scottsigler

Watching JUPITER RISING because 4/20 and @io9 and I am all “it this like someone loved FLASH GORDON YET wanted to make a worse FLASH GORDON than FLASH GORDON?” but

ben mekler

benmekler

It’s Baby Time Lmfao in a stunning yet somehow predictable twist, hospital screwed up and accidentally called us in to induce a week earlier than they’d intended. Heading home. It

allie, lacroixmosa

cestunepipe

I’ve never seen My Best Friend’s Wedding, except the diner scene several dozen times at showtunes singalong night. Let’s do this. Btw, this is happening because neither First Wives Club

A Southern Nobody 🃏

ExLibrisNemo

I just dropped my knife and it's stuck in my foot! And now it's out. Wow. No blood. Now there's blood! My God! So much blood!! Wait, some of it's

hans

hannahgordon_

wait whathttps://twitter.com/adamcvean/status/1252689051724980227 yo my bio says passionate not knowledgable ok i am uncomfy

🐘 Briddim Boy 🐘

woolimusic

Saturday 4 pm who tuning inhttps://twitter.com/excision/status/1250542886099312640 Wait why it say 4am da hell

#LALALILALA

x1bits

jiyeonhttps://twitter.com/sissythatpatch/status/1249488409355264002 wait am i doing this thread backwards

Witchfucker General

FatWitchFanatic

I don't fucking know any of these ?????https://twitter.com/mixedhunty/status/1248768425830342656 Oh wait TPAB is here so I guess there's that

𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒆🦋

laceonbooks

my power just went out so i decided. i’m abandoning my other current reads and starting her. miss sjm i already know you’ve written yet another masterpiece and i can’t