I’ve never seen My Best Friend’s Wedding, except the diner scene several dozen times at showtunes singalong night. Let’s do this.

Btw, this is happening because neither First Wives Club nor Steel Magnolias are streaming anywhere, which is a cultural war crime.

What in the Ann-Margret hell is this David’s Bridal-ass heteronormative pageantry opening sequence

I suspect that there is some kind of perverse service industry trauma response at work here but I immediately like the expo guy in glasses shouting at everyone in the kitchen.

Wait is he not a character, aw man.

LOL FOREVER at Julia describing a LIFETIME of love and loss and shared experience with this Michael dude as her ride or die and then we find out they’re 27