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I’m making a statement at 4pm.
Did I say 4pm, I meant 5pm.
What’s the time now? Crikey! But the rugby’s on. Half time! Now what am I talking about? Really? Are we sure this will be popular? But the rugby’s just about to start again. Can Matt Hancock do it. He’s toast anyway.
Did I say 4pm, I meant 5pm.
What’s the time now? Crikey! But the rugby’s on. Half time! Now what am I talking about? Really? Are we sure this will be popular? But the rugby’s just about to start again. Can Matt Hancock do it. He’s toast anyway.
I’m not doing this press conference until the rugby is over. Won’t! Where’s Hancock?
What do you mean it’s 6 o’clock? Crikey - am I late? Well everyone will be watching the rugby - and we are winning. How about 630? What is this press thing about? Why am I doing it not Hancock?
The most important thing now is another try for the bonus point. Then I can tell the nation that there’s another lockdown. Come on lads. Swiiiiiiing loooooow sweet chariot.
Hooray! Bonus point in the bag. What am I doing next? Lockdown? What lockdown? People won’t like that. Could we do it after France v Ireland? It’s going to decide the 6 Nations. Where’s Hancock?
