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jade’s gf
Ialisakim
capricorn:- so competitive- VERY attractive (don’t doubt it)- sarcastic / dry humour- charming n FLIRTY!!!!- territorial omg- don’t open up easily- will forgive but won’t forget cancer:- very emotional but
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Liquid Mendo
Mendo
I just want to make this tweet to clarify that I do a lot of satire and sarcastic tweets, I especially exaggerate for content. Val is fun as hell and
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John M. Talmadge, MD
JohnMTalmadgeMD
1/ #Presidementia #TrumpDementiaSyndrome #Trumpdroppings in PA today: Trump is over-amped, playing his loud drunk uncle persona today on the PA tarmac. His first "Sir" story is about his fake physical
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bea
hyukjerry
im gonna give some piece of mind because some elfs CLEARLY not having idea about what "do not engage" to antis' tweets means. you guys are aware we're supposed to
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Pete Wharmby
commaficionado
This #AutismAwarenessWeek let's break down some of the most perfidious myths about #autism. Here's a list of what I think are the most harmful and unhelpful. Please share widely -
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ᴮᴱ Rev⁷ is frustrated
JDaydreamHope
The amount of disrespect for Hinduism I have seen on army twt from 5 August has hurt me so much but still I was quite because I didn't wanted to
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Retired Golden Girl ✨ (black parents but biracial)
Girlgoldened
If you knew that he probably has assets upon assets and a powerful network instead of baby mothers and drug-dealing friends, you probably would have gone ahead. But Black women
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OneDayTweet
OneDayTweet2
I have to play with the new gifs. It's imperative.1. That time he had to hold his breath to pretend he is not interested. But, really, we watched it slow
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Lyndon Hood
lyndonhood
The times really are changing. For example, the replies to that Bloomberg weirdage aren't all "mate but have you heard about the gardening ban?" "i mean nobody ever really starves
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Rainbow Lucifer Doom
RainbowLuciferX
me: “internet safety is important! be careful who you trust and interact with online!”also me, when literally any person online interacts with me in a positive way: “I think of
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siena
sienabckup
a thread of what i think about zodiac signs based off my experiences before we begin if i make you cry... oops 1. capricorn - horny. that’s it - sometimes
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trix || 정인 edit 📌 (IN生)
HYUNINAMO
stray kids as your barkada — a thread + bangchan -laging nanglilibre-dakilang driver sa gala-tinutukso ka sa crush mo-matakaw/madamot sa pagkain-your no. 1 supporter + minho-laging nag-aaya gumala-makalat-"ha? hakdog"-magastos-s
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Teen titans screens
titansscreens
Is #WorldGothDay2020 still going? Idk.Anyway i feel like breaking peoples hearts today, so I'm going to dispel one of the longest-running Teen titans myths there is:Raven is NOT a Goth.
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Spark :MahlaChamp:
Jentha_Briati
I try so hard to be patient with these kids online, I know most of them will grow out of it eventually. But do you know how often I have
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🦀𝐩𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐳𝐲 ⁰⁰ 4 years with dream 💫
grooveyongie
NCT 127/WAYV AS TGCF : TIAN GUAN CI FU CHARACTERS A THREAD heaven official's blessing or tgcf is a book written by MXTXI tried to make the thread as spoiler
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PurpleProse
PurpleProse4
TW-foodtime for a new emoji poll! which of the Bad Batch members am I? "Hunter"-level-headed, sensible, large & in charge "Tech"-informative, a factual jargon-user"Wrecker"-gleefully excitable, loud, impulsive "
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