a thread of what i think about zodiac signs based off my experiences

before we begin if i make you cry... oops

1. capricorn
- horny. that’s it
- sometimes y’all annoying as hell
- confused most of the time
- y’all probably eat during zoom classes
- DO UR FUCKING SCHOOLWORK

2. aquarius
- k u hate everything we get it
- confident but also super shy around people??? make up ur mind
- either really mean or really nice
- omg stfu
- if u piss them off run for the hills
- emotionless

3. pisces
- honestly y’all confusing
- ur nice
- sarcastic
- either hates or loves winter no in between
- y’all cool ig whatever
- bad grades
- good relationship with teachers

4. aries
- annoying
- i forget y’all exist so much

5. taurus
- stubborn
- independent
- bad at love
- y’all can be cool but when ur angry that’s it
- anger issues

6. gemini
- dont come near me
- only a small bunch of y’all r actually nice
- sometimes i forget that y’all exist (all the time)
- can be annoying
- really bad at math
- procrastinates

7. cancer
- yeah ur sad we know
- annoying
- addicted to mountain dew or something
- naps all the time
- hides negative emotions
- why. just why

8. leo
- BOSSY AS FUCK
- stop trying to be the leader of everything
- wants to make everyone happy
- funny
- some of y’all are nice
- y’all always feel like a failure when ur not

9. virgo
- creative
- hard working
- stubborn
- patient
- kind
- i like u guys

10. libra
- good ideas
- bad at love
- commitment issues
- sometimes annoying but really nice
- bubbly
- cool
- popular

11. scorpio
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- no
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12. sagittarius
- won’t back down
- doesn’t give up
- are y’all ok???
- anger issues
- refuses to show anyone affection
- u cant boss them around no matter what

ok hahah bye end of thread