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The times really are changing. For example, the replies to that Bloomberg weirdage aren& #39;t all "mate but have you heard about the gardening ban?"
"i mean nobody ever really starves when there& #39;s such good eating on a moa"
"i did shed a tear watching them dynamite the bridge to Australia though"
"of course nature is returning to the city fringes so everyone is keeping their cats indoors in case they are eaten by marauding kiwi"
"this is bullshit, it would have taken a moment to confirm we& #39;re allowed out for an additional thirty minutes if we can name eight of the last ten All Blacks captains"
Also don& #39;t miss https://twitter.com/QueenofCobden/status/1254530184528531456?s=19">https://twitter.com/QueenofCo...
We, as a nation, were unknowingly desperate for the wholesome fun if someone from overseas being hilariously wrong about us https://twitter.com/friesfanclub/status/1254535905160785920?s=19">https://twitter.com/friesfanc...
American President: *claims to be sarcastic*
New Zealand: okay, hang on a tick
New Zealand: okay, hang on a tick
And basically all the replies to this https://twitter.com/paulbrislen/status/1254522408356024320?s=19">https://twitter.com/paulbrisl...
Or maybe this is the most New Zealand thing
Hear the song of my people
