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tiffany davis
lunarmagick666
Changed my name back to my legit name instead of goth princess cause my music taste is metal core rock and alternative and what people would consider emo I don’t
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Ave Atque Vale
nephilimfambase
“I’ve never notice how many times Jace tries to k*ll himself” You know how sad that is? No on notices it, Jace doesn’t give a damn about himself most of
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Nyawesh
BeingNyawesh
Me: “I seriously need to start eating better and start exercising. I need a change of lifestyle.” Mom: “oohh kumbe níúrahonokire?” Sometimes I wonder what I do to deserve this
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𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐁𝐨𝐥𝐭
clbolt
Let’s talk about the tactics of discernment ministries (thread):Years ago, I became bothered by the tactics some of my theologically conservative friends, acquaintances, and others began to employ. Their tone
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Rishabh Suit
RishabhPantLol
Tips To Argue With Aivy ( @SpiderPant )A ThreadRTs Appreciated 1. DO NOT ARGUE WITH AIVY HE WILL EAT US ALIVE2. IF U IGNORED THE 1ST STEP THEN FIRST IF
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Dr Adam Rutherford
AdamRutherford
Ah so ‘men evolved beards to protect their faces in bouts of fisticuffs’ is an actual paper. A thread. 1/xhttps://bit.ly/3d4PDW4 However, it is still whiffy adaptationism, and one whose experimental
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🌞nina🌞
tapshoesondogs
As someone who is a big fan of not only teachers but also of not dying; could we please go back online? Do I miss my friends and teachers? Absolutely,
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𝑵𝒐𝒕 𝐑𝐞𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐜𝐚
FinKvinna
❦ The (Friend)ship of Tom Cruise & I — A Thread ❦ He photobombed MY interview by doing this. Just how ‘brave’
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The Trap-ador Map-ador of the Dap-ador
Notalicious
covid got me bored idk look at the current stock prices in belorus and follow my playthrough on #feslicious may be sarcasm thread throw a brick at me at 6.00
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Mr Booth
MrBooth_7
I don’t know where I’m going with this but...I just want to clarify that I really don’t care how the Canucks social media page conducts itself. I was never mad,
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Matthew Foster
BewareTheTattoo
If you continually have to tell people how great you are, you are a loser.If you continually blame other people for the consequences of your actions, you are a loser.If
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Roseanna🎃
immunititties
Hi besties!! So I tweeted a couple days ago asking if I should make a thread about autism for my non-autistic moots and a lot of people said yes sooooo
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moonie⁷ | jongquavious day
VENOMJOON
tw / ableism for anyone who doesn't know what's going on with Jae from day6 rn he basically said everyone should understand sarcasm by now and people called him out
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cassjarapa_
Idk how or where to start but I sincerely apologize If ever Ive offended someone abt my past tweets. Im sorry for my impulsive actions that maybe caused someone to
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Patrick McCarron
McCarron
With Verizon adding 5G home internet service in my neighborhood, RCN chose the wrong time to increase my bill by $15/mo. This is the second time my rate has gone
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Mike Lewis
mfjlewis
Just throwing this out there:The Twitter Latinists should totally do a Facebook live thing or something. There is no way you could ever pay me to watch it, but I
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