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Jared 🇨🇦 Eden
Pictedoffwriter
Someone help me I can't understand the difference between these! The names are so similar... I'm confused as to which one to get! /s I gotta go pick out a
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Ian Miles Cheong
stillgray
Can't wait to see Candace Owens defend this. I don't know about you but I don't feel safe unless cops kneel on people's necks to death. Cops do nothing wrong.
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Thomas Horrocks
thomaslhorrocks
As a communication major in the mid-2000’s, we studied the rapid rise of Computer Mediated Communication (email, texting, etc.) While it had many benefits, experts were already warning about the
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Acculation, Inc.
Acculation
Alright, let's ask them. @BillCassidy @RandPaul @SenJohnBarrasso as MDs, should we be injecting bleach? As Senators, are tweets&communications coming out of admin being adequately vetted?--American corporation growing increasingly concerned f
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🌈 Socially Distant Wendy Lady ☕️🦄
NerdRage42
You're right! You should probably just go drink or inject disinfectants then as the super smart scientist that you are. Would love to hear your results! LMKHIG!https://twitter.com/Sherrieart/status/1253783405554290690 I'm going to
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FrostedGH
FrostedGH
i feel like i should mention this since i'm a little self-concious about this sorta thingwhen I say "bro i wish i could fc this for money", "i'm only here
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lokiluvbot_
39. Would you take the super soldier serum, if you had the chance? 40. "Seeing ______ cry makes me bawl." who? 41. The most adorable character? 42. King and queen
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feminist next door
emrazz
The right is going to gaslight you about Trump’s Proud Boys comment.1) He misspoke2) He was entrapped3) You misunderstood4) You are lying5) You are delusional6) You are delusional and defamatoryBut
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OGAGA
Asamaiige
How do you know when something/someone looks good? Who showed you what the beautiful things are and how to find them? What do you think stands out the most in
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Chien des Baskervilles
chienontheloose
Had I not entered journalism in the before the Internet took off, the snide and toothless sarcasm of my weekly columns would ultimately descend into a mediocre Medium blog by
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bia
dyIanbriecn
stiles stilinski best moments; a thread “no, a body of water. yes, dumbass, a dead body” “i mean no. you wanna hear it in spanish?” “do you find me attractive?”
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Jamil Smith
JamilSmith
Amid the reckless rush back to consumeristic normalcy, we haven’t paused to mourn as a nation. Trump had to be pushed to lower the flag to half-staff last week. Seeing
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rochi -8
sxrcasmdylan
his best friend is like his brother they and their sarcasm
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Wise PaxCat (Remove Impeached Occupant 45)
WisePaxCat
Another PSA folks, I’m on a roll! So I am sure you have seen Resistance accounts disappearing or being suspended lately, we are definitely under attack. So how to protect
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Feed Me
feedme
While I’m at it, fucks sake @Rubiu5 Seeing as some replies in this thread were only a few years old when I did this (no sarcasm) - here's a little
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AntiNarcopathyPharmD
narceducator
I was off Twitter most of yesterday and wowzers. Being seen as stupid (re: disinfectant) by the entire world was especially injurious.Trump thinks he can re-create reality with Twitter after
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