#Ridiculous

SatanicDoormat

DoormatSatanic

// nsfw (and a lot of spice!!!)dr3@mn0bl@d3 mafia au!!t3chn0, the most dangerous assassin/crime boss in the country, is holding a ball for his associates. dr3@m, a vigilante detective, makes it

basically shakira

cholulamami

anyway just started game of thrones, i hope you bitches are happy, i am a year late, but i have succumbed and i am going to live tweet it..... with

erika_flow354

flow_witMe

okay so this is real BET’ish but fuck it. its my story & one of many experiences tht shaped me into the woman/mother I am today. get comfy. ima tell

Tronald Dump

ChrisCubas

Here's a thread of all the movies I've watched since we stopped leaving the house. Jumanji: The Next LevelIt was fine. Less charming than the first. Kevin Hart was the

daniel

danielgrisinger

I'm sure I'll be coming back to this tweet in the weeks ahead.On March 6 at 1 in the afternoon Colorado time there are 259 confirmed cases of Covid-19 in

Shinzawa for the soul

flithery

I come bearing Shinzawamic sex pollen/aphrodisiac quirk shenanigans*****When Shouta gets hit with the quirk, he's not going to a damn hospital to work it off. He's married; he's going home

sun kin (is being robbed) x CataclysmicEvent

cataclysmiceve1

🄸’🅅🄴 🄶🄾🅃 🅈🄾🅄 🄾🄽 🄰 🅃🄸🄶🄷🅃 🄻🄴🄰🅂🄷You live and you learn—and now Chuuya knows to never ever make a bet with your sadistic ex-partner. Particularly when he’s fixated on makin

zeynep tufekci

zeynep

For the @nytimes, I wrote about why health authorities telling people they didn't need masks, and, besides they wouldn't wear them right, misfired and maybe even fueled hoarding. There will

🔌⚡ glamorous smut wizard🐻💕🤖

robofingering

"Turn right, please," Connor says, just before Hank flicks on his blinker to turn left out of the parking lot."Home's the other way, hon," he says, but he turns on

🦀Amirah🦀@ Zine season & Asahi Simping

YahGorlSciences

Another #bkdk AU, We've got fluff, we've got Quirkless!Cop!Deku and a Hero!Katusuki.Based on art found here: https://www.instagram.com/p/BqfY7PqgPJi/?igshid=fc6nv0o5zfkj&fbclid=IwAR3LEc7cY8S3UXtll5_w4Oip5EPxtGVph5zqer3X-gSCTMxgj

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vmxn__

Notes:• Jimin, a muggle-born wizard blessed with academic and magical talents is sorted into Slytherin in his first year. It's unusual, but not unheard of, for a muggle-born to be

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zagancult

reading magi again from the beginning - a thread are they like..... in love..... HOWS SHIT GOING DOWN SO FAST?? WHY DIDNT THE ANIME MENTION THUS?? I HAVE QUESTIONS

sun kin (is being robbed) x CataclysmicEvent

cataclysmiceve1

College AU where Chuuya finds out that the boy he drunkenly made out with the night of orientation is his new roommate.His arrogant, smug, very /straight/ roommate.And the boys are

Darren Naish

TetZoo

If you liked my threads on sea monster and #LochNessMonster photos, you might enjoy this one, which focuses on something very different: the famous 1967 #Bigfoot film, variously dubbed the

Andrew James Carter

Carter_AndrewJ

Since JK Rowling has blocked any reply to this litany of half-truths and transphobic dogwhistles, I thought I'd catalogue them properly here:https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/1270749170215903232 1a. In the case of Maya Forstater.Fir

Daniel Farey-Jones

DanFareyJones

The Telegraph's delusion reaches new levels with this report that rents are not going to fall!https://www.telegraph.co.uk/property/uk/coronavirus-will-drive-house-prices-not-rents/ If your rental contract if up for renewal, start the bi