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anyway just started game of thrones, i hope you bitches are happy, i am a year late, but i have succumbed
and i am going to live tweet it..... with 4 seconds in and shit is already bloody as hell, the fuck is wrong witj y’all that this is what you’ve been watching
this is nasty as hell i don’t know about this one friends
theyre jsut gonna kill him just like that, that’s fucked up, should’ve just let the white walkers do it
okay many thoughts, i am already lost, jason mamoa should not be allowed to look as good as he does, danaerys is also very hot
sansa thirsty af for no reason
jon snow may be a bastard, but he’s a hot bastard
i hate when a period piece doesn’t retain the facade, i know they weren’t saying “fuck” all like this back in the day
i already know bran is going to fall off this wall, not listening to his mama
WAIT AREN’T THEY SUPPOSED TO BE BROTHER AND SISTER NOOOOOOO
HE PUSHED THIS CHILD!?!!?!?!? I was wrong I am so sorry
really enjoy this Tyrion Lannister character please no one tell me i’m wrong :(
alright we are two episodes in is that in fact arelis de armas bc if so lmao
it is clear to me now that cersei is the worst
damn they really about to frame my boy Tyrion, whole Lannister crew fucking terrible that’s crazy
i’m sorry But please tell me this is a situation...where like...one of them is like adopted...like there’s no blood relation...or their scamming...anything..please
when will they kill danaerys’ brother i grow tired of him
so that was not arelis de armas I am so sorry to a clearly bad bitch amrita acharia!!!
oh...so these bitches don’t have season, it’s just either winter or not..interesting
wait dad stark getting baby stark sword lessons is so cute I’ll cry
this joust is giving me quidditch match but like...mature
they jsut impaled this man in the neck, i am disgusted
alright we’re back to it...why is this grown ass child still being breastfed
they really did Ned stark like that that’s crazy
my favorite things about sean bean are that his name is goofy looking and that he literally looks like he can only have existed in the Middle Ages
is ms nymphadora tonks in this !!
can i like danaerys, is that fine
I couldn’t wait to see the baby so I googled him and now I am upset
wait i love tyrion Lannister...
i’ll champion for tyrion Lannister these people suck
danaerys’ brother reminds me of loki except for not redeemable and a bitch
wait no this is disgusting...he burned gold on to him...
ned stark knows about the the twins i am losing it!!
not him fucking with the language of the contract i love my loophole king
that’s crazy they made jon a steward just to be rude considering he’s the only one that can fight
oh NAHHHHHHH he has to kill him lmao
okay so perhaps samwell is making some points
damn jon snow saying he will take no wife, but what about me 
I hate that hbo just be having d**** all out, no one wants to see that
can these people pls kill joffrey already im tired of looking at his ugly ass face
sansa is not shit that’s CRAZY
i’m sorry..zombies bitch really....this is what this is about...after all thsi time...and it’s zombies...no one speak to me i’m embarrassed
khal drogo said let me put down these daggers and kill u with ur own sword...my king
isn’t jon a Targaryen is that a spoiler i adequately remembered
i’m crying they got Filch in here?! the British said u know what we got 4 actors total and they’ve all be in Harry Potter
are they really going to kill Khal drogo over that baby ass scratch and infection....that’s a mess
executing ned star...this is embarrassing
how does Sansa even live with herself that is so disgusting i hope they kill her off
oh this went in another direction....this is worse
just kidding this nasty ass lil blonde boy had to do the most i guess
Please let them kill this terrible little boy in the most distasteful way
RIP Ned stark a real one if we’ve ever seen one
I hope all the Lannister’s burn :))) every :)) single :)) one :)) minus :)) Tyrion :))
I just need to google how Joffrey dies I cannot take it i hate this lil mfer being alive in my psyche
so cersei is also sleeping with her nephew...who is sleeping with her deceased husband’s brother...
so khal drogo is a zombie now too?? or what is happening...i miss Jasón momoa
ohhhhh so the witch was exacting revenge, i’m with that
I see now why they all her mother of dragons, that was the coolest shit i’ve ever seen in my life
is this psycho really having all the children of the kingdom killed that’s crazy
they put a 13 year old on the throne what were they realistically expecting to happen
did Melisandre jsut gestate a baby in like 3 days
ah, i see this is not a baby
damn that’s crazy i had literallt jsut said “I like renly” in my head and then the next second he was dead...but i am assuming thsi is how a lot of this show will go
theon is a bitch, there i said it, as a person who believes that blood does not make family he is truly a bitch
i can’t believe it’s really just zombies, like that is so goofy to me lmaoooo
who is going to beat tywin Lannister’s ass, it needs to be done
tyrion just needs to drop the whole ain’t shit family
idk what’s going on with margaery tyrell But I KNOW she is out of her mind, i can jsut feel it
they caught theon just like that he should be embarrassed
i’m crying why do they have old dude from the misfits in here saving him!!!! I feel like i’m waiting for him to turn invisible
jaime lannister had me sympathetic to him for approximately .03 second but he’s still a bitch
this is a tyrion lannister, arya stark, jon snow, shae Stan account
THEY CUT OFF HIS HAND?!
I feel like I like bran right now, I’m with the seer shit, but I also feel like he is going to do something distasteful
ALSO I knew khaleesi was going to give them a dragon but i still think it was stupid
so you’re telling me...khal drogo died from that tiny ass scratch but jaime lannister’s whole hand is off and they expect him to live
i’m sorry...how long has thsi man been chained up in this box...
i’m sorry what just happened to theon?? did he jsut get double double crossed?
nah, natalie dormer....has something going on...she has...crazy eyes
so...the men of the night watch do not handle hunger well...noted
awww samwell went to get his girl i’ll cry
do we like the brotherhood? i am...debating
danaerys is just...*chefs kiss* so incredible
ygritte is thirsty as hell, love that for her, I can see why her and kit harrington are married irl the tension is incredible
can I be....inducted into their relationship...where do I submit my application....
i too would like to bathe in a hot spring in perpetuity with kit Harrington u are not special girl!!!
so was it called the red wedding bc they couldn’t afford it?
they just killing children left and right here
robb should not have killed this lord, terrible decision, very unwise
why are there babies in lava lamps Jesus
if I am expected to believe that jack gleeson was 20 when they started game of thrones then idk what to tell y’all i don’t believe it
jon snow saving his future wife from falling off this cliff is the hottest thing i’ve ever seen
this little son of a bitch killed Ros.....i....this must be the most hated character in all of television history
also a tbt but when danaerys spoke valyrian to the unsullied and the lord was like “damn u speak Valyrian” and she was like “this is my mother tongue bitch” i truly lost my mind my trilingual queen
everyone is just getting pregnant back to back i am so tired of it
i can’t believe this man is trying to finesse jon snow’s girl
Sansa is so rude just marry tyrion
yo they are TORTURING my man theon this is insane
I’m crying she said “is that a palace” and it’s a windmill, I am so dead my wildling bitch
ygritte might be my favorite i will miss her when she dies
she said “if we die we die but first we’ll live” and I would just like to ask again, please ma’am jsut a crumb of your relationship
jon snow leaving Ygritte?? love is dead, i hope they get divorced
the red wedding is here, it happened, i don’t even know what to say
jon snow swiftly needs his ass beat
so, where do we go from here
whole city going up that’s crazy
damn ygritte didn’t kill him bc he loves her absolute mood
i stand corrected, good for her, i know that hurt her more than him
jon snow disappointed me so much...just like a man...couldn’t even die well
davos is such a good character i love him, i hope stannis chokes :))))
everything danaerys says is just so...perfectly phrased..queen of prose, poet at heart
alright season 4 here we go baby
you know i’m thinking about it and swords have to be heavy asf lmaoooo like??!! all that metal??
they made jaime a left handed sword?? this is very inigo Montoya of them, it seems mr. Martin liked the princess bride as much as I did
LMAO I KNOW THEY DO NOT HAVE PEDRO PASCAL’S MANDALORIAN ASS IN THIS SHOW LMAOOOO
did they recast daario naharis or did he just grow a beard and get significantly hotter??
WE HAVE A RECAST LADIES AND GENTLEMAN AND I AM THANKFUL FOR IT
so ramsay is...out of his mind?? oh my god??
whomst do i hate more stannis or joffrey...hmmm
please I am begging, someone beat joffrey’s ass PLEASEEEEE
i’m sorry they poisoned him?! i’m pissed....i wanted to see his blood spill, i wanted to see guts on the floor, i am PISSED
my boy tyrion get blamed for everything my poor man
i really...don’t get the wildings deal
daario dropped this man like it was nothing that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen
DAME JUDI DENCH....OH MY GODDDDDD LMAOOOO her mind, her finesse, her wisdom !
i’m sorry...mr. baelish did what...I love this machiavelli shit omg
nah lysa arryn absolutely has to go, this is horrifying..
jon snow putting that sword through Karl’s mouth was so jarring ...
i’m screaming !! mycroft runs the bank?? the brits truly have 3 actors!!!!!
there is no character on this show that scares me more than ramsay snow
THEY GOT SHAE TESTIFYING IM SICK
this is CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY OH MY GOD THEY’RE DOING HIM SO DIRTY
oberyn is so funny he just wants chaos i love it
tyrion....man all u had to do was sit there ...
bronn is a bitch I hate him too now
daario just pulling up in dany’s private quarters witj wild flowers...girl...I—
i love thsi Jane Austen shit!!! yes!!! be rude to each other!! boss him around!!! i am screaming!!!
i really kind of...love the hound...he is just big and angry
lord baelish...is a) so gross and b) so stupid...I am...aghast
lysa is doing a lot for a man that is truly not all that..that’s crazy...but i am not surprised...she’s gonna throw both of them down the hole I swear
OH JK HE JUST THREW HER THATS CRAZY
grey worm is so cute and wholesome i wanna cry right here
if sansa sells out lord baelish...oh my god...this is crazy...she kept up the lie...good she is inching toward redeemability
bitch....this is a PERFORMANCE... Oh my god
damn did jorah fr deserve all that, like i feel like he redeemed himself...
this man just unbastardized? his child?? this is very strange, daddy issues run this show
i trust oberyn honestly, fighting in venegeance of the rape and murder of your sister??? you have to win lmao ain’t no other way
this is crazy.....this is a crazy fight... tyrion’s face has me super dead
i have never found pedro pascal hot...but this scene...is really something...this level of anger really speaks to me
DID HE JUST LOSE HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT OH MY GODDDDDD THAT SHIT WAS CRAZY
in other news....definitely have a niece name elia after Elia martell and now that I have seen this.. that was quite the odd choice on behalf of her parents
man RIP my boy pedro I loved him
also just speaking from a legal perspective if they both died essentially simultaneously it should have been a tie
WAIT IM SCREAMING ME AND SAMWELL ARE THE SAME HE SAID THE LETTER OF THE LAW BITCH LMAOOOOO
this scene with pyp and Sam :/ i’m :/
Sam dropping the thenn leader just like that ?? king shit
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE BOY KILLED YGRITTE WHATTTTTHYYYYYYY NOOOOOO MY FAVORITE TOXIC COUPLEEEEEEEE I AM IN TEARS I AM UNDONE
tbh no wonder they got married in real life that was those most beautiful shit i’ve ever seen
i am really upset !!!!!
Sam and gilly the only redemption
cersei is a lot of things and being a ride or die is one of them
wait one of the dragons killed a baby....i am...so sad
her chaining up her children to this sad ass music, producers got me fucked up
i would love for a man to love me so much he would ceremoniously set my corpse on fire in the woods
they did not have to make the hound got out like that, that’s cold blooded
HIS DAD BITCH SHE’S SLEEPING WITH TYRIONS DAD
he shot this man on the toilet I am truly losing it
season 5 here we come ladies
this...weird karate kid dynamic...I don’t like this lmao
cersei is going to beat maergaery’s ass I can feel it
i KNOW they are not going to marry sansa stark off to ramsay snow....please....
ramsay is hot though so, so be it
I FUCKING KNEW THAT JONATHAN PRYCE WOULD SHOW UP IN THIS....sigh, the British!!! one cast!!
i’m sorry...did they just...kill grey worm...?? I will riot
JOKES grey worm lives!!!! my king!!!
in tears at 10 am bc Grey worm said he didn’t fear death only that he would never see missandei again I—
i’m screaming hizdarh thought dany was gonna kill him but she said surprise we’re getting married, that is a POWER i can only imagine for myself
they just got heads??? like rows and rows of heads?? this is fucked up what kind of cult
poor myrcella having to leave fine ass Toby Sebastian to go back to bland ass westeros, i’m pissed
these lil brown girls with their hair and faces wrapped up?? george r r Martin watched the Mummy one time and said this is it, this is the aesthetic
sansa stark....just did something i enjoyed...is this character development...
nah theon super needs his ass beat
i’m sorry but what in the actual Agamemnon fuck are stannis and melisandre doing to this lil baby I—
Tyrion saving missandei is the best thing i’ve ever seen
bitch where are the unsullied to fight these golden faced weirdos this so wild
SHE GOT ON DROGON YES BITCH MY QUEEN I TOO WOULD KNEEL
i’m sorry, are they really going to just take stannis out right like that?? lmao wtf??? i’m??? so what is the point anymore
theon yeeting myranda off that bridge omg ??
cersei is hot what is this naked walk supposed to accomplish
is this really how they kill jon snow?? There is no way?? it doesn’t make sense from a narrative perspective
like he has already lost too much blood he gotta be dead
welp here goes season 6
ellaria leading this mutiny is everything, yes girl give them feminism
omg he fr blinded arya :(
wait this scene of her getting her ass beat is the first game of thrones scene i has ever seen, the nostalgia 
why have I seen this episode before ...
ramsay killing lord Bolton is what needed to happen
them bringing back jon snow from the dead is so boring to me let that man rest
he came back jsut to hang folks and give up his position?! make that make sense
wait sansa and jon reuniting i’ll cry
Hannah John-Kamen’s fine ass is in this too reifying the never failed theory that the British have like three actors
this man really started a militantly religious cult bc he woke up hungover at his own party?? i’m tired
man ramsay stays killing all my faves :(
danaerys...is unmatched...everytime she sets herself on fire to make a point ...I just
brienne is another fave, she said “lady sansa asked you a question” bitch!!!!
jon snow’s man bun is making a lot of points
Wait this time warp bit with hodor’s back story i am both in awe and extremely emotional
gilly is all dressed up!!! omg!!! cutie!!!
randyll tarly is going to get his ass beat and it’s going to be me to do it
the anxiety i felt when gilly said she was a wilding, I am in a panic!!
WAIT LMAO just processing sam’s mom is the mom from sex ed, why is her typecast “has a shitty husband that abuses her son”
omg and richard grant??? like for what?? what do they gain from this
daario LOVES danaerys bitch and i will say so do i
the hound is alive !!! ah !!
I remember something...about Lyanna Mormont like all over the internet at one point...what was it...
is it just because she is tiny and angry, bc if so then, i too, Stan
arya stark was stabbed too many times im sorry but it’s just not realistic
grey worm laughing at missandei’s joke is the cutest thing i have ever seen
arya be falling off buildings way too damn much to still be alive, I love her down, but let’s be reasonable
alright ladies the battle of the bastards is upon us
nah g, ramsay is a PSYCHOPATH
HOLY SHIT
i love jon snow but this is....not looking good for us :/
see this right here, this is what I expected the red wedding to be like, jon snow emerging from his dying men? harrowing
SANSA STARK IN THE MFN CUT BITCH OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD
WE HAVE TO STAN WE HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE I TAKE IT BACK!!!!
I am in TEARS
CRYING SOBBING
I know Ramsay isn’t running with his psycho ass somebody better go gut him
absolutely losing my mind while making this smoothie they said fuck your archers we have a giant bitch
I feel like ramsay isn’t dead he needs like 20 more punches
natalie is the only smart one
damn RIP to the girl she didn’t deserve all that
my man just said woosh out the window
sam getting caught up bc of bureaucracy is killing me lmao even back then !! they said we have no record!!
davos throwing melisandre under the bus...good... creepy ass fire bitch
DAMN WINTER IS HERE
dame Judi dench sends me everytime lmaooo she said u look like an angry little boy
daario saying I don’t want a crown I want you I am going to scream!!!! into the ether!!!!
dany said “well you have completely failed to console me” and if that isn’t me every single time i tell anyone about my feelings
BITCH WHAT WHY IS SHE FEEDING HIM@HIS OWN CHIDLRNE
ARYA?!?! BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOW DID SHE EVEN GET THERE
baelish gets grosser and grosser everytime he comes on screen
man you could really see puberty hit these mfers like a train
season 7 ladies we are upon the end
jim broadbent in this too?? i’m sick of it
them having Ed sheeran in here to flex just blew the fuck out of me
missandei and grey worm finally ****** my heart is full
jon and tyrion are so funny together
there’s a little too much sexual tension between dany and jon for them to be cousins like this 
nah bran is wild as hell and also needs his ass beat
ah I see he truly did die in that cave
sansa and Arya’s reunion is so awkward absolute mood this is me and my sister
missandei kissing and telling to danaerys is so cute
jaime Lannister in this scene against this dragon I am upset
this tormund and jon bromance is the only thing keeping me going rn
i’m sorry are literally just jon and this small ass crew about to pull up on the whitewalkers, that seems terribly ill advised
this is the dumbest fight scene I have ever been forced to witness
jon snow talking about some “fall back” my guy to where you have no where to fall back to
smh leave it to danaerys to have to come save the day, toxic femininity wins again
HE TOOK OUT A DRAGON JUST LIKE THAT OH MY GOD
my blood pressure, absolutely done for
jon snow just keeps surviving bullshit it doesn’t make sense
aww benjen to the rescue we stan every though his name is stupid as hell
when they said “i hope we’ll meet again” and the hound said “I fucking hope not” I know he meant that shit
man, danaerys really wants to fuck jon and I just cannot support this in good conscience
G THEY LEFT THESE STAB WOUNDS IN JON JUST LIKE THAT??? For why!!!
i’m crying at arya just keeping these faces in a bag what!!!
you’re telling me jon gave her the nickname dany? i’m sick
man i know they’re gonna **** and i’m going to be so mad about it
i fucking knew they were going to make an ice dragon should’ve set her baby on fire, now look at us
danaerys pulling up to this meeting on a dragon is the pettiest thing that’s my bitch
jon snow a whole dumbass the things men will do for *****
cersei came around?? that shit is crazy
sansa stark managed to not be a dumb ass for a whole 4 episodes but I guess it’s back to business :/
REDEMPTION, AGAIN, WHATTTTTT SHE SAID LORD BAELISH
THIS IS CRAZY
she said “i’m a slow learner, I know that” i love the self awareness
SHE JUST SLICED HIS THROAT AND SMILED ARYA IS A CRAZY BITCH
Jon’s real name being aegon just pissed me off
also....did they really have to have bran do this whole reveal during this incestual Intercourse this just seems unnecessary
took down the wall just like, zombie dragon said it’s light work
to those following along at home, we are starting season 8 right now
with 12 hours of content to go and 24 hours to the finish line i feel secure in claiming this W
just say that the northerners are racist and go
arya’s face seeing this dragon, I love pure joy
sansa is kinda hot ngl, y’all think joe Jonás was just like really into GoT and was like “damn I wonder what’s good with lil mama in the red”
lyanna mormont stays coming at necks, I love her audacious lil ass
this jon and Arya reunion I am UNDONE
jon talking about “have you ever used it” and Arya lying like she doesn’t have dozens of bodies to her name, crazy!!!
are gendry and Arya gonna have ***
danaerys telling Sam she basically killed his whole family has upset me in a way I could not have imagined
AND THEN in his pain and crisis bran is like “to tell him he is committing incest”
I’m so stressed I’m nauseous
THIS REVEAL I KNOW JON IS UPSET
totally was like “why is jaime looking at bran like that” completely forgetting he launched that young man out of a window
tyrion is aging by the second my man is under stress!!
fully been spelling daenerys name wrong, oops sorry girl!
jon looks like he is developing a stomach ulcer from all the anxiety
i feel like bran’s lines would better have the dramatic prowess they are clearly supposed to have if his lips were even in the neighborhood of moisturized
i can see now how jarring this scene with arya was considering the fact she was like 10 when the series started
i’m sorry there is just no way anyone is surviving this battle
let’s wrap it up folks
let them kill grey worm on my screen right now I will file a fucking federal lawsuit
I really hated Melisandre but imma need her to pull through rn
lmao Sansa being like “stay your ass in this crypt” is big 2020 quarantine energy
if bran could stop talking in riddles for like 3 fucking seconds
ser davos looking at arya like “damn” she just skewered these hoes
LYANNA NOOOOOOOOO MY HEART
she went out like the resl one she is
so we’re just not going to talk about potential changes in air pressure?? like they’re just flying??? with no shortness of breath?
they needed to let the dothraki and baby lyanna rest this is ridiculous
theon is really going in, good for him
I stayed up until 4 in the morning to watch arya stark finesse it?? EYEEEEEEEE
gendry proposing to arya??? I hate it here lmao she’s gonna dash no this is so awkward
as much as we could all see brienne and jaime happening i am still quite horrified
oh, so jon is just going to keep hooking up with his aunt
all the times brienne saved jaime just for him to turn around and do...this
grey worm’s face i literally cannot do this
I CANNOT DO THIS
Tyrion and jaime :/ bros 4 life
euron is disgusting I hate him I hope he dies next
I know everyone said that I wouldn’t like dany at the end, but here we are, and I may not have made the same choices, but I understand them
show us one more shot of a baby playing with a toy I don’t care!!!
i see how daenarys can be seen as the bad guy here, but truly is the blame not on cersei??? is this justice
tyrion is so upset lmao
listen, to keep it a buck, I would’ve burned down a city for missandei too
Cersei crying is so stupid to me you literally didn’t have to do any of this
also jaime pulling up after she tried to kill him....y’all love toxic relationships tho
RIP the hound truly the best character on this show
if arya dies in this :/ idk if I can keep up my arguments for daenarys
i rode for daenarys to the very end, but taking arya out, the woman who saved the world?? we might have to take a plea
cersei and jaime dying like that, all of a sudden i am bored
HOW IS ARYA STILL ALIVE
and we’re on the last episode, i have had a beautiful time with everyone, thank you for hanging in there with m
her burning this whole city to the ground...energy
HOW IS GREY WORM STILL ALIVE
the Dothraki are so geeked i’m dead
oh...so daenarys...is an imperialist...this is upsetting
she’s still a bad bitch though so i will continue to stan, sorry!!
jon snow is big stressed lmao I can’t, my anxiety
Tyrion getting off jokes to the very end, good for him
jon is really going to give it all up for his aunts....wow....MEN
WHATTTTTTTT JUST HAPPENED ON MY SCREEN
LET A MAN STAB ME WHILE WE’RE KISSING
drogon pushing on dany :( i....am so...sad, his whole family is gone
him burning down the iron throne i’m !!
how is there still 38 minutes left, what more can happen
if you couldn’t tell, i have not properly processed my queens death
....I just...am undone
sansa telling edmure to sit down!!! My bitch!!
if the natural end to this is democracy i will lose my mind
tyrion stop speaking in monologues challenge
grey worm is truly the one who suffered the most, my poor baby
i’m sick of bran
Robyn Arryn really grew into his face huh didn’t even recognize him
Tyrion is like please let me rest, let me go back to the brothels
jon going back to the nights watch is so funny
this is all so disappointing to me
grey worm going to naath anyway 
arya is so....could you not have jsut sat down
Not the histories being called a song of ice and fire
bronn survived because he minded his business
i am very emotional i couldn’t imagine watching this for ten years
Ghost missing an ear but still being alive? big odyssey energy
that was it?? Oh my god
and we’re done
