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fettuccine alfreylo 🦋
alfreylo
gonna start reccing fics i’m currently reading that need more first up: “My Heart Always Belonged To You” by @JGoose753. this is a modern day persuasion au where the roles
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Open_Notebook
Open_Notebook
Peep ye! Peep ye! We are riding a sugar high and here to tell you, without further Peep-ado, that our expert judges have selected this year’s second annual World’s Finest
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ash.❥
hespuns
harry styles respecting me and my @ hespuns by making multiple jokes and puns throughout the years. a thread. — we love punrry something about harry saying R like a
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hannah
IWA0IS
haikyuu boys as your boyfriends: a soft thread - always wants to hold hands- matching outfits- likes to stare at you, but turns away and blushes when you notice him-
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Neon Katt (Grimm Event! (Again!))
FNKIKitty
𝓘'𝓶 𝓪 𝓝𝓮𝓸𝓷 𝓡𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓫𝓸𝔀 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾'𝓻𝓮 𝓷𝓸 𝓯𝓾𝓷~ RWBY Spoilers!6(ish) Years rp experience!Please don't comment on pinnedHappy to do any type of RP (Fluff is m
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Amee Misra
ameemisra
I write a weekly summary of economics and developed focused writing, news and evidence (mainly on India) here:https://bit.ly/3f7BuIN Week 2 links for July 2020 are here https://bit.ly/2WnTTtB Include insights into how
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Sanho Tree
SanhoTree
Ivanka Trump's personal assistant tests positive for coronavirus https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/496968-ivanka-trumps-assistant-tests-positive-for-coronavirus If Jared ends up sick, who will do all of Donald’s homework? CDC dire
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James
james1ach
Here's an overview thread of How To Write Funny by Scott Dikkers (@ScottDikkers)a no-frills intro to comedy writing from a founding editor of The Onion. buy a copy of the book
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lin misses kpop
mqrkhyuck
im not gonna pretend i don't think wattpad is the bane of good writing but u cant deny that the book covers are some of the funniest things. so nct
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Zoë Tomalin
ZoeTomalin
Just when you thought 2020 couldn’t get any worse: a thread in which I rate the spookiness of this year's Halloween-themed products CADBURY “SKELETON” FINGERSIf Cadbury were being logical about
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Kayla Ancrum- On Deadline 😔
KaylaAncrum
Those women who get really obsessed with a specific time period and start dressing like that and decorate their whole house like that and run a lifestyle blog of it.........they’re
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𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐞⁷ 💛🎹
glosshypegirl
Yoongi’s love for bathing, a thread —Yoongi wouldn’t stop whining about needing to leave the Vlive to go take his warm bath !! “My bath water...” It’s a crisis!!
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Gretchen McCulloch
GretchenAMcC
The months of the year (metric system) UnemberDuemberTriemberQuattremberQuintemberSexemberSeptember OctemberNovember December See, that's why it needed to be reformed!https://twitter.com/1Man0Name/status/1311193039378018304?s=19 2021 ca
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Sam Trabucco
AlamedaTrabucco
Bigger is Bigger (when Betting is Better)A thread about getting it in good.(And a title about mocking @SBF_Alameda's little puns) Getting it in good is a poker term referring to
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Goanbappaℹ️
goanbappa
& herehe starts the gagaVery promptly he jumps into the arena. He could have called the agitators & used his good reach to assure them about th proper treatment merged
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abdullah imtiaz
theeimtiaz
How do Paki tweepers tweet at NightA thread: The most common ones: Then comes the innovative ones:PAIN A further more innovation:pai n The one who shitpost lyrics to look cool:Zindagi
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