How do Paki tweepers tweet at Night
A thread:

The most common ones:

Then comes the innovative ones:
PAIN

A further more innovation:
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The one who shitpost lyrics to look cool:

Zindagi nai zindagi bhar gham diye
Dil hein toota, tootay hai hum
Pal pal dil k pass tm rhti hoe
Ae dil hai mushkill
Bekhayali mai bhi tera hi khayal aye
BEWAFA BEWAFA
teri yaad ki hawaon mn dil mera, din raat urta rahy patang jesy

Then comes the ones who makes puns:

I'm in Spain but the S is silent
Yk why am i smiling, cuz I'm a joke
What do you call a sad coffee: Depresso
Why was the bed so depressed?
Because nothing really mattress

The actual depressed one:

Imagine being sad, can't.
Going to sleep with hope that i don't wake up ever again
Should I sleep or continue crying??
Death I'm only Waiting for you please come quickly
Dua karo mai mar jao

Then comes the legends: Horny log

don’t sleep next to me if i can’t put my leg on top of you

sex hit different when a mf pay attention to every part of your body
if I had a boyfriend I would simply love him in private because loving a man is embarrassing

And then there's these "can't mind their own business" Ppl:

Sleep, uska Message nhi aye ga
Jaldi suna aur jaldi utna>>>>>
Jis kai liye jaag rhay ho, woh kisi aur ki baho mai so rha hai

Then there comes these Kanjar tweeting pictures Of food at Midnight:

Then there comes out very favorite: fbois

Sojao

Oh how can we forget these special people who tweets:

11:11

There are then some real Kings and queens hwo bless our timeline midnight by tweeting pictures:

Only for Midnight Twitter
Since everyone is asleep, it's the best time to tweet picture

Oh yess the FT Twitter commentating at night about the game as if anyone needs to hear it:

this guy think ronaldo has 0 tech, 0 contribution on and off the ball and cant dribble
Here me out. Sebastian Haller as a striker option off the bench
messi isn't leaving YAYYYYYYYYYY

BIG BRAIN TIME:

Y'all know 'AAAAAAAAAHAAA' and 'AAHAHAHAHAHAHA' are originated from the song BHEEGI BHEEGI SI HAI RAATEIN, BHEEGI BHEEGI YAADEIN, BHEEGI BHEEGI BATEIN, BHEEGI BHEEGI ANKHON, MEY KESI NAMII HAII, AAAHAHAHAHAHA AAAAAAAHAAAA AAAHAHAHAHAHA

Then comes me: Shamelesss
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