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Jim Hanson 🇺🇸
JimHansonDC
The truly comical thing abt this essayIs the number of people clapping like sealsWhen doughy academic @RadioFreeTom Who has never done anything elseOpines on manlinessYeahNohttps://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2020/05/donald-trump-the-
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Spartan
spartan4evr1
I mean no disrespect to him. An amazing RW handle, bt this (& comments in his tweet) shows another fault line in RW, which LW uses very well and enjoy
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Jack Mayson
CJBattleChaser
(THREAD) I loved this movie as a kid, and having recently watched it with my niece, I'm not embarrassed to say that I don't get the hate. The respectfully childish,
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The Gormogons
Gormogons
GP Media tips about Catholicism for use in the coming SCOTUS confirmation hearings:1. Catholics all carry rosaries which are actually transceivers whereby they can receive orders from the Pope.1/n 2.
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Asha Mundappa aka Slimy Comey's Dopey Homey
asha_donga
Limp wristed Obama is the most unmanly President of any country ever. Justin from Canada is a close second! Technically, Justin is the Prime Minister of Canada, not the President.
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Ben Nimmo
benimmo
BREAKING: Multiple platforms took down assets from various Russian info ops today.The ops did *not* primarily target the US election. Much more on RU strategic concerns.@Facebook kicked this off. Reports
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Abhijit Iyer-Mitra
Iyervval
1n thread on those who can’t even thank those who have protected us from #corona. Lets start with Mr Gay India 2020 2n apparently hindus who came out are “Jahil
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fudger misses zayn
dusktillfajar
how to tell if it's zayn or not - a thread if they're dancing it's not zayn it they don't have a cigarette in either their hand or behind their
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Amal Khan
amalkhan
Nobody knows the variations of this virus, in fact in all this time, nobody really knows jack about this virus. It’s unpredictable: can be mild, asymptomatic or fatal. Variables of
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Karlyn Borysenko, most dangerous knitter alive 🧶
DrKarlynB
Coping, coping, coping.That’s a word I’ve heard a lot the last few days, mostly spoken by children (literally and figuratively) who don’t actually know what they’re talking about.So let’s talk
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miya🩹melody simp
killulerf
rating photos i use to ratio homophobes; a thread 4/10- they always keep talking- points for effort though- kinda wished it would work 8/10- the lack of empathy is strong-
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औरंगज़ेब
__phoenix_fire_
Before Indian twitter starts hounding all Nepalis and mocking Nepal. Please understand few basic issues. KC SHARMA OLI is an out and out communist. He is not better than puppet
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Paul Krugman
paulkrugman
Next week is going to be horrible, for multiple reasons. One reason I haven't seen mentioned much in the media has come up a lot in my discussions with Wall
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Allan Westview - UBI Now-Austerity Kills 🥚🤖☮️
Westview_Al
My gawd conservatives with Trudeau derangement syndrome are such a bunch of whiny sucks. Seriously. We're in the midst of a pandemic, economies worldwide crashing, social distancing, isolation, #cdnmedia letting
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Ritika || is ia cause she got exams 😭
newftonlyangel
Harry styles as a distant relative of minions: a very important thread Here is a bonus picture End of thread
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John Bull
garius
How I'd write thisMURRAY: Right. We've texted the MPs. To try and pick them off one by oneTUCKER: Texted them?MURRAY: YesTUCKER: Now?MURRAY: YesTUCKER: While they're all standing together, next to
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