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how to tell if it's zayn or not - a thread
if they're dancing it's not zayn
it they don't have a cigarette in either their hand or behind their ear or between their lips, it's not zayn. check the pockets too though. just in case.
if they're driving it's not zayn.
if they're in public it's not zayn
if they have a lizard on them or a cat that is inside out then it is zayn
if they are bald it is zayn
if they sound like an angel then it is zayn
if they're donating to the homeless then it is zayn
if they say "ill put you the fuck straight" it is zayn
if they love minions it is zayn
if they're drawing something it is zayn
if they're stylish they're zayn
if they prefer rice over roti they're not zayn
if they're on twitter they're not zayn
if they have internet connection they're not zayn
if they're the cutest mamu ever they're zayn
if they're praying they're not zayn
if they're in the tour bus they're not zayn 
if they're chilling on a farm they're zayn
if their mobile screen is broken they're zayn
if they still own and use a Nokia they're zayn
if they say "ask me if i give a motherfuck" they're zayn
