GP Media tips about Catholicism for use in the coming SCOTUS confirmation hearings:

1. Catholics all carry rosaries which are actually transceivers whereby they can receive orders from the Pope.

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2. Catholics believe the consecrated host and wine contain Jesus literally. Thus, Catholics celebrate a weekly human sacrifice and consume the corpse, thereby getting rid of the evidence of their crimes against humanity.

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3. Catholics don't eat meat ever because they're freaks who hate America.

4. The Knights of Columbus are a Catholic Klan who ride around beating women who are sexually active outside marriage and murdering those who get abortions.

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4. Y'know those bingo games in the parish hall? The soldiers of Rome (ed. -- priests) are auctioning off Protestant women into white slavery to fund their dark magic.

5. No one is willingly Catholic. They're duped by the magic incense and free weekly booze. Like Jonestown.

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6. All those statues are representations of demons they actually worship, used in their black magic to unleash Satan and his minions on the world.

7. Anyone who's Catholic school educated has a brand on their nether regions showing they're owned by the Vatican.

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8. Joe Biden is (allegedly) a Catholic so media can shut right the f*ck up about how evil Catholics are and God help any of you asshats in media who go anti-Catholic in the confirmation hearing because you will pay a heavy price in this life and the next.

Fin.