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Kimberly D. Manning, MD
gradydoctor
1/#HumanismAlways, Day 5Him: "Them shoes you wearing. They some a your favorite shoes?"Me: *looking down* "My shoes?"Him: "Yeah. Your shoes. They your favorites?"Me: *squinting eyes and thinking* "Ummm. .
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Kimberly D. Manning, MD
gradydoctor
1/Afternoon with a Grady elder:Me: "I heard you had a lot of visitors today. I hate I missed them."Her: "Yeah. It was mostly good."Me: "Mostly?"Her: "Mmmm hmm."*silence while watching TV*Her:
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Strong Leaders
strong_leaders
Stress is the reality of the modern world. It's of utmost importance to take care of your mental health in the current chaotic world.Simple stress management techniques:Thread It can feel
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YS
NYinLA2121
“Why did we receive 1,000 F Trump stickers in the mail today?”3 kids sitting quietly - guilty look.“Want to answer me or your mother? I would pick me.”7 year old
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Nämtär Röt
BriaNamtar
As for bringing the Garg biography into objective existence—I wish indeed I had the time and imagination to assist in such a project...but I’m afraid it’s a rather large order—since
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Jeff Canoy
jeffcanoy
I spent some alone time in our @ABSCBNRedAlert and @nofilterabscbn offices. I had been actively avoiding these spaces for some time because I know that the empty chairs and tables
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1️⃣3️⃣1️⃣2️⃣ Monty Othman 🍄 Blessed ALMSIVI
McMonties
If y'all see someone filling in their facial hair, for fucks sake DONT laugh at them!!! I did this to stop getting misgendered at work and you know what happened?
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CRITICAL BARD!
CriticalBard
cw: fainting.I wanted to elaborate on what I said last night.This might be a content warning for some. After I somehow won as Impostor, I legitimately laughed so hard that,
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The Emperor
GiftedAsia
signs a friend might be egotistical, have narcissistic traits and is in competition with you:They seem to make everything about themselves. Everything. You might be talking about a date gone
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rp twt struggle tweets
rpstruggletwts
a thread of submissions that are not funny and literally not even rp struggles. crying of laughter rn i don’t understand why someone sent this. ????? okay. aint this just
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alli⁷
triviajoke
bts as r/lsd and r/ambien posts because they make me cry from laughter: a thread namjoon seokjin yoongi hoseok jimin taehyung jungkook
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Benjamin Dreyer
BCDreyer
I'd like borrow this, if I may, for live theater: What's the most visceral collective audience response you've ever experienced in a theater? Mine was the response to "Well, it
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Los Angeles Times
latimes
It has been 214 days since Disneyland closed due to the coronavirus pandemic and Disney fanatics are struggling.https://www.latimes.com/lifestyle/story/2020-10-14/disneyland-closed-covid-fans-cope When the coronavirus pandemic forced the pa
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Rob of X
RobertSecundus
it's time this thread will be pt 1 of my Joker Journalism, which will overall be, appropriately enough, in three parts. pt 2 will appear on XavierFiles. Pt 3... we
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Clxrence
clarenceonyx
Nigerians will be telling you a story from their life or childhood and it will just click to you that “this is a crime”, “a crime was committed against this
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Wake ❁
wake1k
I started making a tweet but idk how to put anything and i hate talking about mental health and how my parents dont realize yelling and saying "your life is
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