As for bringing the Garg biography into objective existence—I wish indeed I had the time and imagination to assist in such a project...but I’m afraid it’s a rather large order—since the dreaded volume is supposed to run something like a thousand pages! I have ‘quoted’ https://twitter.com/The_Big_Quiet/status/1313518804643782656

pages as high as 770 or thereabouts. Moreover, one can never produce anything even a tenth as terrible and impressive as one can awesomely hint about. If anyone were to try to write the Gargraphy, it would disappoint all those who have shuddered at cryptic references to it.

If I only make myself choke with laughter as hard as I am rn by producing this thread, then my mission was more than worth it.