#Jokes

Natalie

natalie_17

This is the day I grew terrified of Casey Was so scared I had to look on floor when she walk past.#mufc #MUWomen This the day when my nearly

Mikey P

mikeyplondon

Wonder Woman 1984: Patty, where did it all go wrong? From wasting Barbara Minerva and Steve Trevor to the muddled themes and plot elements. A swing and a miss, for

Sudhamshu Mitra

sudhamshumitra

1/67 I am tired I think. Rather, I feel complete lack of energy whenever I think of building strong, emotionally-rooted cis gendered, heterosexual male friendships. I think it is difficult.

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tiny_renjun_

I've seen someone doing this and I actually think it's fun so here's me ranting about the Percy Jackson series and Heroes of Olympus: a thread DISCLAIMER!!!!!! uhm no

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TheGutterfly

1/ I guess most of the people will never truly understand what it’s like being in constant mortal peril. Being in an invariable state of danger and alertness takes its

Loren DeJonge Schulman

LorenRaeDeJ

Good morning world!Today is my last day at my beloved @CNASdc. I love this organization, its people, its mission, its output, and its culture more than anything I can think

el @ flintlocks & fireballs

xenosarrow

okay cogent f&f livetweet thread μεν the dm (jason i think?) is so talented at making even like relatively faceless mooks feel *real,* δε i am SHRIEKING with laughter at

Madd Wood

msmaddwood

My COVID-19 results came back negative, which means it's time for me to return to somewhat normal life. Before I do that, though, you guys know what's coming. Tom Hardy

Doctor Historianess

historianess

As promised, my thread regarding Daniel Feller's plenary at yesterday's #SHEAR2020 virtual conference. I preface this by saying I am not a member of SHEAR and though several friends have

Andrew Branchflower

andrewfx_51

1. "Mishima: A life in four chapters" merges Mishima Yukio's life with his fictional works, many of which have autobiographical elements. #TGBCMovieNight 2. The four chapters are Beauty," focusing on

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docrussjackson

We need to understand the *real* Boris Johnson. He's not the bumbling clown act we're presented with, which has been cultivated to hide his grotesque incompetence, sociopathic lying, fragile ego

lizzie 🦐

paladinlonce

rewatch voltron with me this is gonna be a loud thread sidjdjblame @chaIametszn for ALL of this “we could use those clues to be the first people to meet aliens”

Seth Abramson

SethAbramson

(THREAD) Don't pretend "pre-election-cycle Trump"—as historically horrifying as he was—is the Trump terrorizing America now. We now face: Fascism Terroristic Violence Coordinated Psyops Possible War GenocideThese dangers

Dr. John Njenga Karugia PhD. aka Lemayian

johnnjenga

HOW TO END COVID19 IN KENYANo doctor or citizen of Kenya should die of covid19 or any of its mutants. Covid19 mutations are ravaging poor India. China has surprisingly very

Jumpman 23

Flotg1

How we met. A Thread —Nagsimula lahat sa isang dating app called “Bumble” pero nag bumble lang siya kasi dare lang ng nga friends niya sa Valentines Day kasi wala

David Trumble

Drumble

"David+Disney" Episode 4: "The Reluctant Dragon" 1941. Okay, chums! Time for a change of gear, for us and for Disney too. After three films pretty much accepted to be classics