I've seen someone doing this and I actually think it's fun so here's me ranting about the Percy Jackson series and Heroes of Olympus: a thread

DISCLAIMER!!!!!! uhm no one is gonna read this long thread but there are spoilers so don't read if you haven't read the books thank you

The lightning thief:

Oh boy that crap is good good.....I think one of the best ones in the pjo series...the original is always the best right? Anyways,,,,,, the fact that Percy isn't literally THE hero right away like "oh yeah let me save the world real quick"

nah boy really said "nah fck the world I want my mom back" it's totally human to do that and I think it's great that his main reason was his mom and not how the world would end if the gods fought over smth so stupid.....also...Greek gods are stupid and you cannot change my mind

Now, the poodle part is iconic and we definitely need that in the adaption btw...and how he meets annabeth anyways yeah I love the hate relationship it's always great and how they have a serious convo and she's like "yk what? I think we can be friends"

it would be kind of weird for Percy to know how to use his powers that fast like..dude almost lowkey died..anyways and the fact that he's resentful of his father makes everything so natural and perfect I'm just....there's nothing to say about this book honestly chapeau bas

Sea of Monsters:

Now...the plot isn't THAT concrete ig because they're just gonna find the golden fleece and all BUT I do think it was important for the series as a whole...because of Reyna and her sister...TYSON baby...uhm also because percabeth is alone and my mind went

feral because of that lol........and how Percy gets jealous of annabeth talking about her adventures with Thalia and Luke like dude just say you have a crush on her and go..but anyways how he didn't really like the fact that he has a brother I mean pretty understandable..you've

been told your whole life you're the only child and then Tyson pops up like....hello??? would you be happy right away?? idk man..... nothing against Tyson we love him in this household for sure
And also how Percy would do anything for his friends I love one man only

and his name is Percy...also why is Dionysus a jerk again....oh yeah......his wife anyways,,,, I also feel Percy thought he was the guy from the prophecy and was like "yeah I'm gonna die saving the world lol" but when Tyson comes he's like "what if I'm not the guy?????"

and as a matter of fact I myself like to be praised and told I did smth great and if a prophecy was about me but then turns out it isn't I'd be lowkey mad like......not to be that person but I like the attention but also don't like it either but that's beside the point...

THAT BOOK WAS THE BASE OF PERCABETH LITERALLY THE BIRTH OF THE ONLY OTP I RESPECT

WHEN HE GRABS HER BY HER WAIST SHXHSM AND MAKES A FREAKING AIR BUBBLE WHATEVER THE HELL THAT WAS AND IS JUST LIKE HOLDING HER WHILE SHE CRIES CUZ ALL SHE EVER WANTED WAS A STABLE FAMILY AND LUKE TO

BE HIS OLD SELF IM IN TEARS.......one of the best moments tbh this book is what I had been holding onto until they officially get together.....I mean.......the flavor???? is immaculate???? just sit and enjoy percabeth being besties richard

The Titan's Curse:

Now that was a whole ride......Nico and Bianca Nico being all bubbly tho I love this kid pls give him a hug that's all I'm asking he's gone through so much I can't but anyways,,,,

Now I hated Thalia for a few minutes because she was starting to get on my nerves like....okay we get it you're older, you're more experienced chile ......but man is she cool tho lol I don't hate her Thalia is cool...also Zoe was so contradicting cuz she was a pain but then

she was kinda cool idk ig hunters tingz......and Bianca being a hunter right away I was lowkey mad at her but I do understand tho...just wanted Nico to be safe man I'm gonna cry again wait a sec....................................................................................

NOW IM GONNA SPEAK!!! annabeth falling off that cliff shattered my heart in a way..........and how Percy OBVIOUSLY likes her but doesn't realize that yet and is DESPERATE to save her like dude doesn't even care about Artemis lol he only wants his girl back but wbk

I actually like this book...not my fav but definitely great...now the rivalry between Thalia and Percy sent me...they almost fought at camp and I would have paid to see that myself but anyways Chiron ruined the fun sjxkso but the thing is.....why didn't Percy go again??? oh yeah

he's a boy......uhm......anyways I feel like that probably made him feel like Thalia was somehow superior??? but BOY DOESN'T GIVE UP AND THANKS GOD APHRODITE IS THE BIGGEST PERCABETH SHIPPER...excuse me I live off of percabeth interactions............the fact that Bianca dies tho

The moment Nico made Percy promise he'd protect her I knew things were about to go DOWN
I honestly feel so sad about it.....Nico had no family whatsoever and his sister was like a mom??? And now he's alone?? And he's 10????????? CAN SOMEONE PLS ADOPT HIM

Also I wanna point out the fact that Percy has one of the best character development ever written in history.......he didn't want to be a half blood....but he had to learn to deal with it and accept that fact that he had to be a hero but he also did it willingly in the end

and that's truly amazing.....he said he was going make the prophecy about him and him only because Nico was already born in the 30-40's...not adapting to this world yet and lost his only family figure, his sister...............he took the responsibility of being the one to

confront Kronos simply because Nico didn't deserve to go through more............................now tell me how don't we vote him as president? I would die for Percy idc what anyone says....and like Nico is like his son uhm

One thing also,,, Thalia becoming a hunter.....I wasn't one bit mad at that like....maybe it's seen as selfish???? But yk what??? I prove it....girl is scared of heights how is she gonna fight as a daughter of Zeus lol but jokes aside.......she just came back from being a tree

and just found out Luke turned evil because of Kronos...the one she trusted the one who said they'll be a family...the family they never had.....how do you expect her to fight him literally 2 days after saving Artemis??? Like that???? Girl you did great

And not to forget.......r a c h e l...now this girl is a whole controversy lol....I really do like Rachel she has an amazing personality in my opinion and we artists like each other ya know anyways,,,,, I knew smth was up the moment she showed up but.......perachel??? pls

take a step back son we're not doing this here thank u.....they have the weirdest relationship in my opinion tho idk what Rick was thinking but okay I'm antisocial so who am I to talk right?

The Battle of the Labyrinth:

Now this is my least fav in pjo.....idk don't ask why........I really like Rachel but ig annabeth's negativity was rubbing off on me so it made the experience bitter...BYT CAN WE TALK ABOUT THEIR SUPPOSED "DATE" I HATE HOW THEY NEVER HAD IT UGH

But....annabeth holding hands with Percy in the Labyrinth.........gosh........the best thing I've ever imagined okay going back to the story.... honestly I think one of the reasons why it's my least fav is because it kept going on about mino's story and Daedalus and his...idk

so many flashbacks the book got me confused in a way..........I read it but words wouldn't make sense to me but whatever...but fr this book was really confusing to me because at some point I didn't know if we were outside or inside of that labyrinth........

Maybe that was the purpose lol but idk... probably why I don't like it much............. although I abosolutely LOVE the kiss annabeth gives Percy woah.......I can only dream of it...........but yeah I don't have much to say cuz the whole plot was Daedalus past etc so like meh

BUT LET'S NOT FORGET PLS PLS PLS ANNABETH BEING SAD AND OPENING HER ARMS AND PERCY JUST WALKS UP TO HER AND HUGS HER UGH THE FLAVOR IS IMMACULATE

Oh yeah before I forget Nico.........Nico...what do I say.....his name should be enough tbh.........he was mad mad........but he was like....11 and how much he had changed???? The moment I saw him all I wanted to do was hug him.......I'm his mom now I adopted him

The Last Olympian:

now THAT was an epic ending PERIODT.

dude just....... appreciate the art.......I got so mad at the beginning let's be honest I wanted to punch Rachel girl don't do that- we don't- steal kisses- eye-...............beckendorf....I could go on and on

about how I like this dude.......silena baby let me hug you........also I love how they say she's a hero because if you think about it yeah she was.....she was promised smth sure she shouldn't have been the spy but she was played......and how she regrets it all and dies like..

silena I love you a normal amount.

Also I can't imagine but try to imagine half of the demigods on Kronos side..............I'd be devastated tbh idk.......also Percy leader period we love to see it, he's the boss here...one thing that I was like...."okay???" about was

percy's sudden desire to smack Nico lol...I believe Nico just wanted answers and he was going to let him go why is Percy so mad at this kid sjxhsko let him breathe gosh...........anyways the moment in that river and how he thinks of motherfreaking annabeth to stay alive

HE REALLY SAID "SHES THE ONLY REASON IM STILL GOING" AND IM 100% HERE FOR THAT

now now now...I still don't quite understand the whole thing about knowing Luke's past? but ig? It's fine? But I liked knowing more about him and all...........also everyone at camp is legit just

like "just marry each other already" at percabeth and it sends..........OH YEAH THE HUNTERS BEST PEOPLE
THALIA QUEEN

man when I read this book it was mainly 1-2-3 am so like......my brain didn't register a few facts about the fight but ik it was SICK

percy is just that powerful man...the hurricane...dude........what a standard, no one can reach him

Also,,, a moment of silence for the boldest thing Percy has ever said to annabeth.............if I was her i would've smacked his head like "shut up the hell up don't expose

us you idiot"......now everyone knows it's a "tradition".....mhm..sure....anyways when she takes the knife for him.......and NOW.....he stops EVERYTHING and reaches her spot to protect her at all cost and that "no one touches her!!" is the absolute reason my heart stopped beating

anyways when he shows he his Achilles spot....mhmmmmmmmm.......those hands touching his back I see you teenagers....

back to the story now, Rachel coming twisted my mood uhm...again..I love this girl but can she not ruin a single percabeth moment??? thank u

"go save the world my hero" Rachel try not to act like he's YOUR hero challenge failed I hate when she says that, it irks me..............also anyways annabeth jealous is the cutest thing ever I'm lol just say you like her that'll reduce half of her stress tbh

Kind of saw Rachel being the Oracle coming....idk.....just predictable......but anyways the whole book is a masterpiece......................... CAN'T WE TALK ABOUT HIM NOT BEING IMMORTAL......so he could stay with annabeth.. AND because he promised people

That gods would be different......that's what a real hero is about....see how selfless he is???????? Incredible...........I gladly stan him.....

now this is my moment o scream about the underwater kiss:

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COULD YOU PULL SMTH MORE ROMANTIC THAN THAT??????? BRUH THE PERFECTION IS CLEAR I LOVE THESE TWO GOSH I WANT TO SEE KIDS NOW

Now Rachel why you using Percy as a way to discover yourself??? Toxic much??? I swear perachel have a weird friendship....it was just.....I think an experience we got the results from now it's erased yk

gonna do the rest later because I'm sleepy bye no one who read this

Also wanted to point out percy's growth..... hurricanes???? Earthquake ......in the end he holds so much power....he never fully uses them all

when he could and that would make such an impact fr fr the world would be shook....but anyways his mindset and maturity just changes and I love it that he's really responsible enough to do this.....he thinks differently than when he was 12 definitely but he's still the same

percy he's just older and more experienced and just overly a perfect hero...............idk how to explain my point so.....but I mean the ones who read could

I'm half asleep I need to get off this app before I add smth weird to this thread