Thread by @paladinlonce, rewatch voltron with me this is gonna be a loud thread sidjdjblame [...]

rewatch voltron with me

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this is gonna be a loud thread sidjdj
blame @chaIametszn for ALL of this

“we could use those clues to be the first people to meet aliens” MATT BABY

shiro: we’re unarmed!!
the galra: you WILL be

LANCE BABY YOU ARE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE NEVER LEAVE ME

“They called me ‘The Tailor’ because of how I thread the needle” DJBDJDJD IM GONNA CRY ALREADY

WATCH ME FIGHT IVERSON RIGHT NOW ILL GIVE YOU A SECOND BAD EYE RIGHT NOW ON GOD

iverson: “don’t follow in his footsteps”
lance: i’m gonna follow him across the desert and then into space

i’m looking in the instructors lounge as if i’m gonna see adam or curtis

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> as if they weren’t made up last second

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“oh this is the worst team building exercise ever” HUNK ITS ONLY GONNA GET WORSE FROM HERE

“we just need to keep you quarantined until we figure out what’s wrong with you” hit too close to home lmaooo

“no way! oh he is not going to beat us in there!”
keith keith keith keith keith keith keith
“that guy is always trying to one up me” “who is it?” “Keith!”
KEITH KEITH KEITH KEITH KEITH KEITH

“oh i’d recognise that mullet anywhere!”
LANCE FJSKNFEKF KLANCE WAS CANON FROM DAY ONE

“who are you?” “who am i? the names lance” BABY

“we were like rivals! yknow lance and keith, neck and neck” “oh wait. i remember you. you’re a cargo pilot.”
FHEJDB KEITH THATS COLD

“shut up and trust me” keith i would do literally anything for you

broganes broganes broganes BROGANES BROGANES BROGANES

conspiracy hunters!team voltron au

“yeah the eyes are totally following me” ITS BECAUSE BLUE LOVES YOU

lance: “maybe you just have to knock”
*alien force field drops*
everyone: AAAH

“holy crow is that really an alien ship?”
#lethunkswear2k20

“alright i guess we’re all ditching class tomorrow” *goes through magic portal*
WHY ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT CLASS FJDJNFDJ

“i don’t know if you noticed, but we’re IN an alien warship”
“oh, are you scared?”
“with you at the helm? terrified.”
HOW TO FLIRT 101 THEY ARE THE REASON I AM THE WAY I AM

ALLURA YOURE ETHEREAL AND I LOVE YOU
SHE WAS MY NICKNAME AND ICON ON THE VOLTRON AMINO WHERE I HAD A MEME ACCOUNT WITH OVER A THOUSAND FOLLOWERS DIDNSJ

“im lance and you’re right here in my arms ;) “
“your ears.”
“yeah?”
“they’re hideous. what’s wrong with them?”
THIS IS YALLS ENDGAME?
(hdhdh i’m kidding!! mostly!!)

seeing zarkon: what a dickhead i hope you choke

seeing haggar: I WILL SHOW UP AT YOUR HOUSE AND SMOTHER YOU WITH A PILLOW

“i’ll stick YOU in a wormhole” LANCE THATS NOT VERY HETEROSEXUAL OF YOU

“king alfor connected the lions to allura’s life force” alfor i like u and all but u made ur daughter a piece of war technology? and she could be used by enemies to track the lions? this wasn’t planned well

WE NEVER GOT TO HEAR THE DESCRIPTION OF THE BLUE LION AND HER PALADIN AND THAT IS MY VILLAN ORIGIN STORY

pidge on a serene river ride: i wonder if lance and hunk are having as good a time as us
*cuts to lance screaming his head off*

“finger counting is more of an art than a science” CORAN CORAN THE GORGEOUS MAN

“wait, this castle has a particle barrier we can activate!”
“girl you’ve already activated my par-“
“lance.”
LANCE STOP BEING H*RNY ON MAIN CHALLENGE

KEITH AND LANCE FOREHEAD TOUCH AGAIN BUT THEY DO IT AT THEIR WEDDING BEFORE KISSING AT THE END OF THE CEREMONY

amazing. iconic. astounding. breath taking. beautiful. historic.

LANCE HAS HIS BLASTER AND I ALREADY CANT WAIT FOR HIS BROADSWORD BABY I LOVE YOU

“you made fun of me for that”
“and i’m proud of that”
LANCE THIS ISNT HOW YOU FLIRT

“i’m k e i t h. i a m y o u r p a l a d i n” BABY PLEASE

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me watching keith fight five galra soldiers

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THAT FCKING SMIRK P L E A S E
"good kitty." ON GOD??

why is it talking me so long to watch one episode it’s only 68 minutes but it’s been an hour and 26 minutes i keep getting distracted

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“COMBINE!” “hey :(“ “okay that didn’t work”
HUNK WHY WOULD DNDJSN

“what the cheese”
#letlancesayfuck

“it’s been an honour flying with you boys”

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i don& #39;t think there& #39;s enough words in the english vocabulary to express how much i love them

okay i’ll carry on spamming everyone in an hour or so

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤧" title="Sneezing face" aria-label="Emoji: Sneezing face"> people who don’t know voltron may want to mute this thread lmao

“an hour or so” it’s been 4 hours but we’re back bby

“oh no! allura is dead! aw it’s horrible! her head feel off!” my acting in my primary school play

lance showing up 5 minutes late in his dressing gown with a drink after washing his face mask off and going “good morning everybody. what’s going on” after there was an attack alarm is a mood

WHY DO WE NEVER SEE THE LION ZIPLINES AGAIN

THEY HAVE ROCKETS TO TAKE THEM TO THE LIONS? WHAT IS THIS

“hunk what are you doing”
“what do you mean?”
“you’re supposed to be the leg over there”
“what? no, no no no, i’m pretty sure when we did it last time, i was the head. right?”
“you yelled ‘i’m a leg!’”
“yeah, i was yelling a lot of things”

lance the fact everyone else is sitting normally and you’re lying across the sofa with ur leg up on the back means something

coran: a swarm of drones are gonna attack you and you have to put your teammates safety above ur own. GO
keith: “huh?” *immediately turns around to look at LANCE*
lance: *IMMEDIATELY TURNS TO LOOK AT KEITH*

coran: you have to trust to trust your teammate to guide you
lance: “wait. whos guiding me through?”
keith: “take two steps forward.”
lance: “oh no not keith”
BABE

ITS THE NOSEDIVE SCENE

“you still going keith?”
“you know it. you?”
“going? i’m speeding up!”
“oh yeah?”
CAN WE KEEP IT PG PLEASE

“must be getting close.”
“must be.”
“you getting scareddd?”
“i’m not scared!”
are y’all okay

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> this isn’t how you flirt

MIND MELD TIME I LOVE THESE FICS

djsknx they all got little capri suns

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face"> shiro’s sitting cross legged like the six year old he is (bcs leap years)

the gladiator just annihilated all fo them

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> but ALLURA PLEASE CUT THEM SOME SLACK

“oh nice. you defiled my good goo!”
“it’s your fault! this is ridiculous.”
I LOVE THEM

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“we’re not some prisoners for you to toy with, like... like...”
“like a bunch of toy prisoners!”
“yes! thank you, lance!”
YOU MAKE MY HEART DO

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“oh the princess of what? we’re the only ones out here and she’s no princess of ours!”
maybe pidge does deserve some rights

“hey she’s right” *smiles softly at lance*
“i actually don’t hate you right now.” *grins*
MY BABIES

everyone else: aw look at the widdle arusian hewwo
keith: “wait he could be dangerous! drop your weapon”
HE LITERALLY COMES UP TO YOUR WAIST

am i still allowed to make shiro x matt jokes even though adashi is a thing rn? but adam isn’t even mentioned for another 7 seasons and you’d think shiro would think of his fiancé (ex or not) after being missing for a year

anyway shiro injuring his boyfriend matt and fighting in the gladiator ring for him is so sad

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KEITH UNLOCKED HIS BIG VOLTRON SWORD
“wow hehe. thanks red

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trans pidge could’ve worked so well but they just,, didn’t

AND THEN B*X TRIED TO SAY IT ACTUALLY WAS TRANS REP AND WE WERE ALL LIKE ARE YOU OKAY??

“i say vol, you say tron! vol..?”
“uhh... voltron?”
“no! no, no, no. the cheer includes the instructions. i say ‘vol’ and you say...?”
“vol..tron?”
“we’ll work on it”
lance being a supportive and understanding bf

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a dramatic saga of keith pushing lance over

KEITH IS SO BABY HIS FACE

hunk and keith are so cute and lil

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LANCE IS CRYING ABOUT HOME I CANT COPE WITH THIS @samwilsonstoes YOU TRAUMATISED ME EARLIER

“well both our fathers had our fathers taken away by zarkon”
“yeah but i’m going to get mine back”
I TAKE IT BACK PIDGE DOESNT DESERVE RIGHTS

“the blue oceans, the white clouds, green grass... i can’t see any of it”
me in quarantine

LANCE BEING HOMESICK MAKES ME SOB

lance jumping between coran and a bomb makes me cry my eyes out

every artist and writer who gives lance a star burst scar on his back because of this explosion are automatically one of the loves of my life

WE MET SHAY

LANCES DANCE WHEN HE BECAME A FIGHTER PILOT

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“hasta la later keith!”

LANCE WAKING UP FROM A COMA TO SAVE HIS FRIENDS

omg the bonding moments next

“lance, are you okay?”
“we did it. we are a good team.”
TATTOO THIS ON MY FOREHEAD PUT IT ON MY GRAVESTONE AJFBSJBF

keith being impatient to see his bf safe

THEY JUST LEFT LANCE TO FALL OUT BY HIMSELF

“sounds like the mice did more than you though”
“i PUNCHED sendak”
“yeah, apparently after i emerged from a coma and shot his arm off”
“we had a bonding moment! i cradled you in my arms!”
“nope. don’t remember, didn’t happen”
KEITH BABY IM SORRY HES BAD AT ACTUALLY FLIRTING

pre relationship klance where keith’s flirting with rolo and lance flirts with nyma

eye don’t think i’ve forgotten when y’all thought rolo was hot (u know exactly who u are)

“so uh wanna see how fast i can climb this tree” lance. babe. baby. sweetie. love. darling. YOU CANT FIRLT TO SAVE YOUR LIFE

lance: *gets handcuffed to a tree* “woah! this is kind of...”
P G LANCE PLEASE P FREAKING G

keith rlly pulling out ALL the stops through this asteroid field to get his man’s lion back huh

“hey, lance, i got your lion back.”
“thank you keith :) now can you come and unchain me?”
“what’s that? i uh... you’re cutting out. i can’t... i can’t hear you”
“oh come on! i thought we bonded. keith? buddy? my man?”
KEITH THIS ISNT HOW YOU FLIRT EITHER

okay we’re waiting for linds to catch up and then we will continue

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we’re back baby

wait omg i haven’t sat and watched the intro in forever do they change it after the lion swaps? i used to skip it djjdnd still do

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