#Jokes

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MidnightGlam1

i’m gonna jump on this too and make a apology about all that mess a. few hours ago. by now yall most likely know that i was apart of the

“Big Guy”

mrthimothy

Today:-relatives wish my brother happy birthday instead of me-although I enjoy being in small groups to celebrate with, my parents set up two separate celebrations with both sides of the

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BrettSomething

Jokes aside, the TL was more disgusting than usual and i don't like being the serious type on Twitter but shit has come to this We must learn to understand

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prodskies

i feel like most of yall believe twisted stories relayed by someone who never knew what exactly happened. i didn't start the fight or anything but i felt the urge

Elinor Elliot

ElliotElinor

Living in "deep England" for a decade has been an education. Principally in how Englishness attempts to elide Irish culture, when it isn't engaging in outworn and superannuated stereotypes. I

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IndecisiveJones

hear me out, jurassic parks and recreation, a thread I tweet jokes, if you’re into that

jamie #BLM

jaiaxyooj

anyway if you follow @scenefai and/or @theloudvoicemr then pls hardblock me :) bc apparently i say, "im asian" for no reason (when they called me racist for saying chingchong) and

Sherry ⚾️ BaseballBabe 💜Skol Lady 💛 RTB

mnsotasportsgal

Listen, the sports takes are great, the roasting and jokes...those are what brought me here, but what I got was family...and friends. I would help any of you at anytime.

Mike Birbiglia

birbigs

Obama should walk into the Whitehouse and say “I’m the president again” and we’ll go from there. My previous tweet was not intended to be literal though I understand the

Catherine 'Matriarch Hyena'

CatHoffman14

I don't care about people calling me libtard or jokes about liberal tears.There are people dying because Trump can't deal with criticism. He won't call Washington or Michigan because they're

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ericnamofficial

I’ve never been accused of being a bot so much in my entire life.⠀+1 (213) 267-7391 Does a bot cry when it watches the notebook? Does a bot look at

Barstool Pitt

StoolPitt

Penn State: Trying to save their football seasonPitt: Trying to save the world I know it’s shocking coming from a school that everyone says puts football and trying to save

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xuximelininwife

We need to talk about Kpop idols that have disrespected the black fans and if you don’t agree with me then block me First one Jackson Wang so in 2017

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eleanorlovesyo1

ok here's what i don't get - let's say l*rry is real and el is a beard, do you honestly think l would have a beard for NINE years that

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GOLFW6NG

if nct were modern family characters ... johnny - phil dunphychaotic good . at this point cant we all agree that johnny’s the cool dad w corny jokes ....

Kamuela

KamFrancisco

Alright I’m starting my Star Wars binge tomorrow. I’m gonna keep a thread of my opinions and dumb jokes here for those who are interested. Going chronologically starting with the