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Real question: If you’re not supposed to eat the whole box of cookies then how many cookies ARE you supposed to eat?Serious replies only. We need to subpoena anyone who
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Breitbart keeps publishing my tweets and calling me a “Hollywood celebrity” but I don’t live in Hollywood, I’ve never worked there regularly, and I think the word “celebrity” is a
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If you vote for a president who doesn’t think it counts when people in blue states die then you’re not patriotic. I don’t care if you watch the “we’re patriotic”
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I know this sentiment doesn’t go big on twitter but I went to a grocery store today and everyone wore masks and was really nice. Like, everyone. Heroes don’t wear
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Before this I couldn’t imagine a scenario where 20,000 Americans die and the president doesn’t grieve or even pretend to show empathy. We should never stop talking about how this
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Obama should walk into the Whitehouse and say “I’m the president again” and we’ll go from there. My previous tweet was not intended to be literal though I understand the
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Name a documentary that’s incredible by accident. In other words, it’s not clear whether the director understands just how good the footage is. Great replies! But I wasn’t specific enough.
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