Trump's unhinged attacks on soup might fire up his base, but isn't he afraid they're gonna crater the, um, stock market?

If I was going to grade that joke, I'd give it a Pure A.

It makes miso happy to see people groaning at these jokes.

But if you want to have serious beef with me, we'll have to have it out avgolemono a mano.

I was going to keep going, but I think that last one was the egg drop.

I was going to wait to release that last joke, but I got worried it might leek.

As any member of Antifa in good standing will tell you, the most appropriate soup for throwing at fascists is, of course, VICHYssoise.