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Trump& #39;s unhinged attacks on soup might fire up his base, but isn& #39;t he afraid they& #39;re gonna crater the, um, stock market?
If I was going to grade that joke, I& #39;d give it a Pure A.
It makes miso happy to see people groaning at these jokes.
But if you want to have serious beef with me, we& #39;ll have to have it out avgolemono a mano.
I was going to keep going, but I think that last one was the egg drop.
I was going to wait to release that last joke, but I got worried it might leek.
As any member of Antifa in good standing will tell you, the most appropriate soup for throwing at fascists is, of course, VICHYssoise.
