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brittany
brittania_
the fragility of man, 2020. oil on canvas. @clairewillett: my block list is long due to men constantly lecturing and belittling meman: lectures and belittlesme: suck it up, cupcake. man:
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Nikki Foy
NikkiDeryl
Ah, the bane of my professional life. Everyone assuming my typos are because I am lazy and havent re-read my work, when really I have a cursed brain that (no
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Andrew Kellett | Cheff
Manama_Cheff
Man I really should just tell people about my ADHD symptoms rather than pretend they don't exist huh... Seeing this in my reccomended kinda sparked this tweet. Please give it
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Zak Jane Keir #BrexitIsAHeist
decadentmadamez
#lockdownuk Of course compliance is going to reduce the longer it goes on, and if you think this is because people are 'selfish' and 'stupid' then you are a smug
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Who's Gonna Be Lucky Indicted #2? - Brian Cates
drawandstrike
How many of you noticed this? It's a sign. Who knows what it's a sign of?https://twitter.com/COsweda/status/1250548002994831360?s=20 To hide his true intentions, to make his adversaries underestimate and contemptuously dismiss him,
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TheCoolerRem
screw it. (1) Rem’s morning star. (2) The one and only, Roswaal. (3) Chunchunmaru. (4) A barbecue grill. Jokes aside, it’s quite difficult to find ships for Ram. The only
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James
jotraynor101
biden said hes tryna open businesses SP5000 --> 4500 all a scam biden wants stonkns to go up and so does trump. both parties run on the same platform with
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𝘦𝘭𝘧𝘰𝘱𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘴
EllirhShaan
I'm a highly suggestible person irl and today the greatest shit in my life happened because of it.Shortly: I've lost all my money funds and got an unpaid credit of
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AmberAmelia
amberameliak
tweeting something controversial every day until the schools are back and we’re not longer isolating : a thread day 1 : Ms Brown’s Boys sucks. It’s utter trash. I can
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salar ansari🐝🇵🇰
salaransarii2
look at this fat fucking cat what the hell is it even wearing a tux for it has nowhere to go not to mention the idiot barely even fits in
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Chairman Birb Bernanke ♡
Bonecondor
Spent all day trying to figure out how to word this tweet and can’t so just pull up a chair because boy did I hear some wild stuff today: I’m
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John Bull
garius
In case you were wondering, pretty much EVERY Tory MP is frantically ordering something online right now.This is so they can go get a photo of them picking it up
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Just Sock
sockdoujin
I think the greatest lesson I learned in college was from my graphic design instructor that taught me the importance of valuing my limited time. “Charge twice as much even
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cursedurn
friends, romans, countrymen...lend me yer ears...the time has come for THE ESSENTIAL READING on APRIL 26th, 7 PM EST. featuring @grahamjirvin @billyjoebaldwin @tokyo_vamp @sweatmichaels @citroncandi @ghostoffinch & myself, with open
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George Conway
gtconway3d
I had been puzzling about that gap between approval and horse-race numbers in the past couple weeks, and I then realized the answer lies in a simple point I always
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Bexmo
Bexmo
Just been harassed by ten police officers in a van for being out on London Fields and “pretending to exercise”... when we explained that we were doing yoga they said
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