look at this fat fucking cat what the hell is it even wearing a tux for it has nowhere to go not to mention the idiot barely even fits in it
what the hell is this monkey doing on the computer why is it making that face of deep thought knowing damn well it’s staring at the desktop i oughta walk in there and snatch that fucking monitor
it doesn’t even have thumbs like how is it even baking? oh wait it’s not cuz this bitch is a faker !!!
is this dog even a licensed professional??? what kind of sketchy operation is it running
i’ve seen chicken thighs and they do not look like this. this bitch wanna be a human SO bad she better cut that shit out
this is ok
the lil dumbass had to learn to ride a bike because it’s too fucking slow on its own
a 9-5? please i bet it just acts like it’s working and lounges around all day look at lazy fuck
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