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Kelly
KellyLiz1321
This is my 102-year-old nana. She is quarantined in her living facility. She currently has pneumonia and visited the ER a day before they started separating potential #COVIDー19 patients. Monitoring
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ً Afro
mrs_ponytail
So I asked my irl bsf to describe me in pics. And this is what she sent me (a thread) @amaliasbloom Body Personality Intelligence Sends of humor Mental state End
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jen dent
JentotheDen
What are you gonna do? Bring up old ass tweets and vines of mine made before I came out as gay? Before cultural appropriation was more known and acknowledged? Before
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Peanut
QuietPeanut
The #Qanon followers who are Bible-believing Christians may not realize that KEK is an EGYPTIAN FROG gOD. Research it and see whether he stood for "good".Maybe they also don't realize
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Tabz #TabzCG (commisoions open)
ilyTabz
if you hate dark humor don’t look at the thread for sim reason the rainbow gun ain’t shoot straight there was a fire at my school and a kid was
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broti gupta
BrotiGupta
Announcement: recently, I got into a box. I'm going to tell you guys a few things I learned in the box (1/?) When you're in the box, you might think,
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annie-kin skywalker
bby_sun
let’s have a talk about self-deprecating humor, shall we? full disclosure: i make a lot of jokes about myself and everything i am going to talk about i have probably
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Jedi Master
ItIsIRami
Things I like about my friends thread: @jonathanbrostar everything. He’s the best. My favorite memory is when we started talking about STARWARS when we first met and played lightsaber finger
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Jessica Kirkland
jkirk___
We shouldn’t have been doing grades this year. It is so preposterous. Passing the course by showing progress and growth would have been so much more humane and sustainable for
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Mal’Asia
malasiamuhammad
The world needs more Capricorns… Capricorn can often get a read on a person within a matter of seconds. A Capricorn is very good in bed. If you become part
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Elaine Hernandez
e_hernandez8
Have you seen the video showing the nurse mocking a patient “faking” their health problems? Medical sociologists have been studying this type of disturbing humor for half a century...#medtwitter #soctwitter
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Leeky
LeekyKo
i don’t know about y’all, but @ShallonXO is the most reliable news source out there. She’s never incorrect and anyone who says she in is a PSYCHOPATH. a thread
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Meghan Ball
EldritchGirl
Modern movies mostly suck*. They're boring, stale, pointless, and bloated. I mostly watch old movies, like an asshole, and it pains me that so many people haven't seen some really
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Henry...is graduating😳
sleepyhenry
I feel like a fandom that's (for the most part) pretty comfortable making/sharing sexual jokes involving the engines should also be fairly tolerant of more mature/unconventional fan content. but in
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haknyeon’s left ass cheek
jsuhtit
deobis described by their choice of bias a thread jacob:- you’re literally the softest baby ever- you like boys to be gentlemen- even if you claim ur not soft, you’re
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The Bag of Dicks Gamer
LeomonJJ
Hi I'm John Smith, president of the Latino Homeowner's Association of America and I'm here to convince you to vote for @JoeBiden this November. You might be thinking, "Shmeckley Joe
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