What are you gonna do? Bring up old ass tweets and vines of mine made before I came out as gay? Before cultural appropriation was more known and acknowledged? Before I (along with most of the country) realized we had fucked up sense of humor and needed to be checked?

You gonna bring up a vine of me mouthing a word before mouthing a word became a thing we learned not to do?

You gonna bring up shit I did and said before I righted my wrongs and volunteered hundreds of hours a year speaking to people on hotlines while you worried about what people on the internet think of you?

You gonna try me? Because honey you ain’t shit so I’m ready. And I promise you that. I promise. So please. Bring it. I have time. I will make time.

Let’s focus on the issue at hand. Or not. You do not phase me. So let’s go. If you want it you can get it. Just let me know.