if you hate dark humor don’t look at the thread

for sim reason the rainbow gun ain’t shoot straight

there was a fire at my school and a kid was in a shell chair and i pushed him into thre fire so i called him hot wheels

i asked the emo kid if he was mad that the phone died before he did

i went to the shooting range but remembered the schools weren’t open because it was a sunday

orphans only have 363 days in a year because they miss mothers and father’s day

everyone told kobe to fly high but he obv didn’t

what did the mountain say to the plane?
Kobeee

on black friday i used code George Floyd i got 90% off my air tank

this thread so dark i almost put my knee on to it