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Jesse Case
jessecase
Dear British People: I'm aware you literally invented the language but you're all pronouncing "Aluminum" wrong. Stop that. Keep saying "yogurt" the way you do that shit is awesome. But
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Chuck Wendig
ChuckWendig
A thing I think about sometimes: when I was a kid you could go to a flea market and be like, “Hi, I’m ten, do you have ninja weapons” and
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Back to nothingness
Fenrhiisheretoo
There’s only 3 TBY eps and I still don’t know why Ruby hates Kazuki. This bit of information has been introduced in ep4, but the show is still aggressively refusing
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Fourens
Fourens__
I genuinely believe the reason Male friendships last longer is because they don’t g check each other or hold each other accountable If I start moving mad my mates tell
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Captain Square 🔮
McMeatymeat
i couldnt find teh comment abt bow?? i tried im sorry that shit IS 1 WHOLE HOUR MAN. just so embarrassing seeing them make those comments tho i think that
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Huligan 🌌 Commissions are open ❤
huligantweets
Baku: Deku, don't you dare!Kami: What happened?! What did I miss?!Sero: Midoriya found the ball pool!*camera focuses in on Baku trying to hold back Deku**Deku slips away and dives headfirst
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Stonekettle
Stonekettle
What? What's that? The president might have a deadly disease and I'm being a dick?Yes.Yes I am. If you're expecting sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit and syphillis. I
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gab 🐭 kofi comms OPEN!
gabvrieltwt
the internet fucks me up so much because i just automatically assume the ppl i talk to on the internet are my age but then i see their bio and
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Oliver Darkshire 🌈
deathbybadger
the fiancé has been sick on and off for months since he had that wretched virus and honestly idk what to do because I am absolutely not well enough to
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tanglefoot tony
tanglefoot_tony
i dont fucking believe this i just got out the bath an went to check the post and there is an ELECTRICIAN doing the fucking intercom and he's like where
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Scott Weinberg
scottEmovienerd
mayor pete giving no fucks lately and earning my future vote at the same time I've seen at least two clips of him on Fox, just eviscerating the orange pig
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bug lawyer 💀
bonkey_bong
if you ever hear someone say 'most families have cleaners' you are required to never listen to that person's opinions ever again rich fucks piss me off the fucking state
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𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐞 ◟̽◞̽
LIVEVlL
my dad being the ultimate harry styles stan: an ongoing thread TPWK is his fav he deadass is unable to NOT dance when he hears it as seen here, he’s
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ODpriest
most of you don't know what self destructive behaviour is- cutting off your family & friends unintentionally cuz you think too little of yourself to be worthy enough for them,
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🦑🎃👻🍬🍂🦑SPOOPY SCARY MAMA SQUID🦑🍂🍬👻🎃🦑
RainbowSquidInk
Okay, with this new Star Wars shit I'm just going to drop everything and let it out because at this point in my life there is really not reason for
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Katherine Angel
KayEngels
& so the grimness of the REF process is exacerbated for creative writers, who find themselves having not only having to go along with the moronic & troubling use of
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