Baku: Deku, don't you dare!
Kami: What happened?! What did I miss?!
Sero: Midoriya found the ball pool!
*camera focuses in on Baku trying to hold back Deku*
*Deku slips away and dives headfirst into the pool*
*Mina and Ochako are already in it and are cheering*
Baku: For fucks sake! I can never take you anywhere!
Kiri: Aww, lighten up Bakubro!
Baku: I'm going to explode your face.
Kiri: Well, if I'm going to die anyway...
Baku: You wouldn't dare.
Kiri: I absolutely would.
*Kiri grabs Baku around the waist and jumps*
*loud yelling and cursing, balls flying everywhere*
*a few small explosions are going off*
Kami: One minute of silence for the bravest of them all. He died the way he lived, surrounded by balls.
Sero: Your turn.
Kami: What-?
*camera flies through the air before turning off*

TBC!
Part 6!
*loud club music and bad lighting*
Kami: Midoriya's paying for a round of shots!
*camera focuses on Deku standing at the bar and sliding money over the counter*
Deku: You can keep the rest!
Bartender: I'm sorry, that's not enough money...
Baku: For fucks sake, nerd! If you're that wasted already you should drink water instead of doing shots!
Deku: Wait! Here's the rest! *he pulls out his wallet and starts pulling out 100 Yen coins*
Baku: No! Take back your change you fucking disgrace!
*camera captures Baku putting his arm around Deku to pull him away from the bar while sliding over the rest of the money*
Deku: But Kacchan! I can pay for my own alcohol!
Baku: Tonight your not. I'm covering your bill from now on.
Kiri: Sweet! Bakugou's paying for our drinks!
Baku: Hell no! You idiots can pay on your own!
Kami: I want those boyfriend privileges too...
Deku: No! Only I can be Kacchan's boyfriend!
Baku: Deku! You're choking me!
Kami: *whispers* Let's grab the shots while they're distracted.
Sero: Way ahead of you.

TBC!
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