Dear British People: I'm aware you literally invented the language but you're all pronouncing "Aluminum" wrong. Stop that. Keep saying "yogurt" the way you do that shit is awesome. But aluminum? Get it together, fucks sake.

So, I've just been made aware that the British pronounce "Aluminum" like that because they also spell it incorrectly. Adding extra vowels all willy nilly, I assume because that's the British version of fun.