#Fail

Ernesto Priego

ernestopriego

I live my life in constant guilt and facing external recrimination for belated email replies. Whenever I manage "inbox zero" the feeling of calm, logically, does not last long. Sometimes

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HopefulAbandon

YOU ARE ALL UNDER ARRESTa bank was just robbed by a gang of оставь followers, and we're about to interrogate you to find out who it was. if nobody talks,

Free Movement

freemovementlaw

Home Office "transparency data", the latest batch of which was published today, offers a window into the UK immigration system. 6 interesting nuggets from today's new figures (thread): 1. Ever

pumpkin spice motch but also reindeer motch

mitchloidolt

I fail this every year but here I go again - gonna try to stick to Rocco’s nasty prompts ~ https://twitter.com/SayHeyRocco/status/1311372997710680064 Threading this so here’s day 2 again - Dracula

VOTEVOTEVOTE🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

loud_broad

@SenatorBraun @SenToddYoung Since both of your votes for the confirmation of Barrett were known before Trump ever named his choice, I’m sure you didn’t spend any time on the confirmation

odi

helloimeydee

Ugh as a lazy "adult," who's stuck in college, everything that's been going on stresses the fuck outta me. I mean I know for sure that I'll fail most of

Paul Singh

Paul1Singh

I listened to a very interesting interview from a Fianna Fáil MEP which basically said that the Northern Ireland situation isn’t just about Brexit, it’s also about the feeling of

PC (profitwell.com)

Patticus

Not so humble brag: We've now recovered over $250M in churn (billions in LTV) for our #DTC and #SaaS customers. Cool announcement: We just launched SMS churn recovery as part

ProgrammableTX

ProgrammableTx

@edstromandrew has it right. Anyone who makes the MySpace comparison is woefully stupid. I'd like to address why I think this worn out meme is so far off the mark.

debbycute

estee_deon

I've heard different disgusting stories about uber drivers and their riders, but the one that baffles me the most is that some ladies actually offer sex as a means of

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markIybff

weird thing that i hate that i've picked up on. i stay up most nights, either because i'm working on homework or just my body not letting me rest, so

Freedom Designer

FreedomDSGNR

SYSTEMS ARE BETTER THAN GOALSI've recently written a tweet mentioning thisMany people asked what does it meanHere is the explanation // A THREAD // Goalhas one major problem: you succeed

Rashi

rashi_kakkar

Was chatting with a friend about how some of the things that help us succeed in school actually end up holding us back in life. Here is a thread 1)

Synaptically Yours, EtC.

EmbraceTheCoda

So today is my first class of the semester! And of course it has graded attendanceGraded attendance is my pet peeve grading policy. Also, grading on the vague, nebulous "participation"

Awara🔥

awarastick

Hardest truth of life :-1.Most people want to get married because it’s the – NEXT task on their Life to-do list.2.People always force you to live Safe life – get a degree,

Osvaldo Brito

PlantGuardianYT

This is why i never wanted to record my voice on gameplay videos, they find my voice cringe and lame.Why’s that? Take a look at the views. Damn it, not