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xoDrVenture

I am literally seven (7) pages into The Three Musketeers and D'Artagnan has already started a brawl in a town square over a local laughing at his hooptie ass hand-me-down

Mark S. Zaid

MarkSZaidEsq

1/ 75 years ago today, US forces liberated #Dachau concentration camp. My maternal grandfather #DavidMaxEichhorn, a Jewish Chaplain, was there. I will spend next week documenting from contemporaneous reports what

Dreamweasel

Dreamweasel

R: We hereby nominate this poop-flinging monkey for PresidentMONKEY: (flings poop)D: What a terrible candidateR: At least the poop-flinging monkey won’t kill babies & take away my gunsD: But the

miles klee 🌲

MilesKlee

even though my girlfriend thinks it's a dumb idea, i bought the 1995 movie HEAT on iTunes and will be livetweeting it minute by minute, one minute per day. the

Goo'd Vibes - #B-L-M

sxgoovibes

My first (eventual) NSFW thread on twitter, and of COURSE it’s #KiriBakuBakugo is Trans, Gay, and Horny. He’s also 23, a Pro Hero, and hasn’t gotten laid in four years.Please