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David B. Larter
DavidLarter
Grand Strategists: We will bake a cake and serve it with dinner.Me: Uh, well, so we don't have flour or sugar, a pan or anything to make icing with, and
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Srinath / ಶ್ರೀನಾಥ / श्रीनाथः
srinaths
We all understand Einstein and Schrodinger puns. But how about a pun series celebrating Bharatiya icons? Here goes: Kalidasa wanted to host a conference on Bharatiya thought created an invitation
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newkxngs
soft conceptyou’re tired. it’s been a long day. you’re stressed, upset, hungry, exhausted, and about to break down crying. you walk in through the front door, immediately plopping down on
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Gorgon- Read KiB
TheLastGorgon
When I was 8 we found a dead body at the lake at like2pm. I can remember the smell and sight to this day, and it didn't phase me then.
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Zac Blair
z_blair
Interesting question someone asked me today ... all day golf (at a top tier course) with breakfast lunch & dinner included ... what would you feel comfortable paying? My answer
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Jonghyun On This Day
jjongonthisday
170422 Jonghyun's twitter update #1 Head massager is the best !Refreshing !! 170422 Jonghyun's twitter update #2 Massage is the best !!!!!!!!!! 170422 Jonghyun's twitter update #3 Massage Daisuki !!!!!
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mireya⁷
RAPLlNESWHORE
When I get married I’m going to allow myself 4.5 minutes of sleep so I can spend all my time cooking and cleaning for my husband. The small amount of
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Mark Cunliffe
MarkCunliffe76
We've having leftover turkey and ham pie for dinner. What's everyone else cooking tonight on lockdown? I forgot to say the turkey is Christmas leftovers! Think this meme might of
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isa on bl hard mode
rieganism
back when i still had classes and i was living in my dorm i would get sick of having to get food delivered every day for dinner but now i
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Megan Messerly
meganmesserly
Dick says he knows people who have thought they were making "responsible decisions" about getting together with a couple of friends, perhaps for dinner, "and then find out later than
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olina 💫 is thinking about kyou/kei
nophocksgiven
the story of baker kyoutani and tsukishima kei, who had fallen in love with the strawberry shortcake he made tsukishima is a very picky eater and he’s very keen on
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Witchdoctoralex
witchdctralex
God made acting Beyoncé’s achiles heel to show us that no human is perfect. No human can have it all. However that one scene in Cadillac Records when Etta James
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Kristina – check on your students – Fullerton Rico
kmfullertonrico
My partner and I have been having a weekly dinner at our place for 7 years. Every week, when we are home, we invite all our friends (and everyone we
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MZS
mattzollerseitz
Update: Rachel Getting Married absolutely killed with an audience of seven, ages 15-52. Add that to the “foolproof“ column along with Fargo, Moonstruck, Big Night and Rear Window. Incidentally, I’ve
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that witch bitch
wokemamaa
I decided today 9/7/20 that I am dropping meat altogether. I'm going to use this thread to document my journey so feel free to just ignore it. I am going
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Sebastian Tribbie
YouveGotNoMale
Big Little Lies: (Covid-19) Madeline won’t allow anyone to leave the house, becomes obsessed with making sourdough from scratch because she watched a tutorial on YouTube. Abigail starts an Onlyfans
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