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Big Little Lies: (Covid-19)
Madeline won’t allow anyone to leave the house, becomes obsessed with making sourdough from scratch because she watched a tutorial on YouTube. Abigail starts an Onlyfans to raise awareness & money for the homeless. Ed is going live on Instagram & doing concerts for like 3 people.
Celeste won’t leave the house bc she thinks Mary Louise hired a PI to rat her out. Her dinner every night is Pinot & Ambien before masturbating on zoom with random guys she meets online. The twins buzz each other’s heads while Celeste sleeps off her dinner... making her spiral.
Bonnie is doing live yoga sessions on Instagram & making CBD quarantinis. Skye is making bead jewelry to give to essential workers. Nathan is taking his motorcycle out every night for social-distancing rides bc Bonnie isn’t in the mood & won’t let him watch Tiger King on Netflix.
Renata is dealing with Gordon being released from jail early & has kidnapped her maid. Renata becomes CEO of a new company for at home (COVID-19) testing kits....becomes rich again. She is trying desperately to make Amabella a TikTok star. Gordon shops for vintage trains online.
Jane dies from the Coronavirus. No one notices. Not even Ziggy.
