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ArtOfSize

Sit down, my horny little friends. It's time for dick science. Books open to chapter 69. *pushes glasses up*There are a few foods that help make dat milky man yogurt taste more

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jodiesfatpussy

jodie comer was my sexual awakening - a thread

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omfgsteph

Y’ALL I’ve been fucking around and messaging every dude that I’ve matched with on Tinder bc it’s quarantine and I’m bored and SOMEHOW I messaged this Dutch dude who trains

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georgehaseyes

thinking abt how timmy cucumber actually fucked a peach like oh my god his dick must have been so sticky oh my god ewewew sticky penis boy sticky penis boy

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belledaisyKL

okayyyyy so today i nak sambung cerita yg tgntung haritu. Belle, Bos & Team Buildingthreadd.... "you serious belle?"and i pun slowly tanggalkan pakaian i and tinggal lah bra and g

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Logicanswers

I'll never forget the time I called this dick head a low-information voter who doesn't do any research and he proved my point by calling me a white guyhttps://twitter.com/Freeyourmindkid/status/1265114427717804032 Thanx

Renee

Reneethreadss

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ranbotw

tubbo and ranboo quotes that seem fake but are actually real, a thread /safe /pos source: @/beetwtquotes_ tubbo: if you get a p.o box, im gonna send you human bloodranboo:

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k3nzr

Hey, so I know it’s my main page but I don’t really know how to express my feelings lately shit has been happening, with a person named Sara or p4ferfish

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Braingetter

Baby Girl. I Was Making Fun Of You.https://twitter.com/maybeames/status/1250573026594295810 im gonna have these right wing women suckin dick for a dollar and I’m takin 90 cents

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notsamantha_twt

so i used this insta filter of “ethnicity estimation” and it said i’m 53% japanese?? like my mom now owes me some explanation of my real origen??? like i know

J. Elvis Weinstein

JElvisWeinstein

I last played trumpet in 6th grade. I've recently decided I need to learn "The Dick Van Dyke Show" theme on trumpet. Here is my progress after about 3 hours

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mitsubanana

@tsukasaslilfang #snowyisoverparty IVE COME TO ATTACK 1) SHES A LIAR BITCH IS LACTOSE INTOLERANT WITH ALL THAT FUCKING MUCUS FORGET HIS ASTHMA BITCH GONNA HAVE CYSTIC FIBROSIS 3) UR TALLER

Lia 😳

LiaaNyaa

I'm trying to draw a character with an enormous cock, women please dm me referenceshttps://twitter.com/Hornypillr/status/1249485990063980544 This is a joke please don't send me dick pics

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dnicewazhere

Aight I’m bored and @bluntssandstuff wanna know the story about me going to an orgy so here we go.. So I’m just gettin out the military and im working at

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OhEmmeG

FUN FACT. I love finding dramatic pictures of black ppl in pop culture. if you gave any add to this thread Found this gem today gotta do everything myself around