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tubbo and ranboo quotes that seem fake but are actually real, a thread /safe /pos
source: @/beetwtquotes_
tubbo: if you get a p.o box, im gonna send you human blood
ranboo: is it gonna be yours?
tubbo: yep
ranboo: okay at least its yours
ranboo: is it gonna be yours?
tubbo: yep
ranboo: okay at least its yours
tubbo, talking about a penis he built in minecraft: yours is shorter than mine... OH GOD.
tubbo: youre a dick. thats not necessarily a bad thing
ranboo: mhm
tubbo: if you like dick... oh god i cant believe ive just said that. you know what? im going up, god imma come up
ranboo: mhm
tubbo: if you like dick... oh god i cant believe ive just said that. you know what? im going up, god imma come up
tubbo: i want someone to hold my hand, i dont like doing this on my own
ranboo: i got you... oh i just realized, i cant
ranboo: i got you... oh i just realized, i cant
tubbo: baby got bank! *twerks on ranboo*
tubbo: ive never really gone anywhere
ranboo: that will change, dont worry, i will take you everywhere
tubbo: you’re gonna take me everywhere?
ranboo: i’ll be like aladdin. i will show you the world :)
ranboo: that will change, dont worry, i will take you everywhere
tubbo: you’re gonna take me everywhere?
ranboo: i’ll be like aladdin. i will show you the world :)
ranboo: you literally know what my whole face looks like
tubbo: i know, oh my god you’re gorgeous
tubbo: i know, oh my god you’re gorgeous
tubbo: my mum is trying to convince me to get a dog for companionship
ranboo: oh dont worry, i’ll be there soon
tubbo: youre gonna be my companionship are you?
ranboo: mhm
ranboo: oh dont worry, i’ll be there soon
tubbo: youre gonna be my companionship are you?
ranboo: mhm
tubbo, about blocking ranboo before: but that’s because you werent important to me at that time. now you’re important to me.
ranboo: go get water. now.
tubbo: haha! what are you gonna do, american boy?
tubbo: haha! what are you gonna do, american boy?
tubbo: dicks, its gotta be dicks, i love dicks, woo! what’s in your mouth? its gotta be dicks, yeah!
ranboo: that sounds terrible out of context
ranboo: that sounds terrible out of context
ranboo: im gonna be how he survives in the real world
tubbo: yeah im just going to use ranboo- hes gonna live with me, and its gonna be awesome.
tubbo: yeah im just going to use ranboo- hes gonna live with me, and its gonna be awesome.
tubbo: ranboo when you come to the uk, we are gonna dance to so many songs
ranboo: ok
tubbo: i dont even care if you dont dance. you’re gonna partake in my silent dancing in the kitchen at 3AM.
ranboo: ok
tubbo: i dont even care if you dont dance. you’re gonna partake in my silent dancing in the kitchen at 3AM.
tubbo: you have a green badge in my chat. we clearly know who’s the dominant one in this relationship... i cant believe i just said that out loud.
ranboo: im just gonna move on- were just gonna move in actually
ranboo: im just gonna move on- were just gonna move in actually
tubbo: you’re gonna start seducing me any second now
ranboo: well how do you know that i havent been already??? you never know!
tubbo: AAAA *disconnects*
ranboo: well how do you know that i havent been already??? you never know!
tubbo: AAAA *disconnects*
tubbo: i want a divorce
ranboo: oh god- wait we were married?!?
ranboo: oh god- wait we were married?!?
ranboo: tubbo, do you believe in soulmates?
tubbo: you better not be hitting on me
tubbo: you better not be hitting on me
