Sit down, my horny little friends. It's time for dick science. Books open to chapter 69.

*pushes glasses up*

There are a few foods that help make dat milky man yogurt taste more palatable, such as...

✧ celery
✧ parsley
✧ wheatgrass
✧ cinnamon
✧ nutmeg
✧ pineapple ( #PenisColada)
✧ papaya
✧ oranges

In conclusion:

Pineapple goes on pizza, and you can't change my mind.