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jodie comer was my sexual awakening - a thread <3
I had finished watch killing eve and I was like damn <3 what an amazing show <3 I just love jodie comer<3 little did I know she was going to apPEAR IN MY DREAM SHORTLY AFTER and this dream happened to be the BEST DREAM IN MY ENTIRE LIFE NO CAP
my stupid fucking ugly ass disgusting ass ungrateful ass brain blocked out most of the buildup to what happened between jodie and I, but its honestly beyond me at this point like what's done is done I can't remember what led to it but IT HAPPENED AND THATS WHAT MATTERS
I was on the bed and she was in a navy suit with her hair pulled back and had no makeup on.. a complete lesbian stood in front of me. she looked me up and down and bit her FCKINGG lip. like damn luv she really just did that luv.
I was SHIVERINGG i was so nervous bc I was in the room with a lesbian jodie comer looking at me like the fucking 4 course meal I am
she slowly walks up to me.. and the next thing you know her long ass tongue was ALL OVER MY THROATT like a bitch could not fucking breathe but I don't give a FUCK if that's how I die its how in die
AND THEN SHE RIPS MY FANCY ass DRESS OFF I was like bitch fuck yes like ruin my Chanel dress that only cost me $27,895.99 go off baby do your fucking thing I am here for this I support you all the way
and then SHE PULLS OUT HER 9 inch DICK????? I was like what THE FUCK. this is real. this is it. IM ABOUT TO HAVE MY MOMENTTT.
she did what none of the 6 guys I've had sex with could ever do. not all of them combined. not all of them + a million other men combined. she did the UNSPEAKABLE.
this bitch had me DRINKING her sweat I was THAT thirsty. and I did so happily. her sweat tasted better than a subway meatball sandwich with mozzarella ,toasted, and the raspberry cheesecake cookie on the side
and then she paused and looked at me like I just gave birth to her, and her entire line of ancestors...
and then my stupid fucking DISGUSTING ass woke tf up?? like?? I JUST HAD MY FIRST ORGASM IN A DREAM WITH JODIE COMER (WHO HAD A 9 INCH DICK) and I just WOKE up???? scientifically I don't understand how that's possible
anyways <3 that's how jodie comer became my sexual awakening. I couldn't masterbate until a week after bc there was honestly no point in trying to feel any satisfaction after that whole experience.
