Y’ALL I’ve been fucking around and messaging every dude that I’ve matched with on Tinder bc it’s quarantine and I’m bored and SOMEHOW I messaged this Dutch dude who trains dogs and is also get this, a soft-core porn erotica writer. He just asked me to be his muse. Send help.

I was literally so excited to talk about dogs and maybe a little mystery passion project novel and this is what I get... tbh not complaining

LADIES!! HE IS 6’4!!! I REPEAT!! HE IS- nvm it’s a wrap. Thank you all for accompanying me on this journey. It’s been an honor. Will be adding dick deets to this thread.