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Julien 🙇‍♂️

julien

1/ there is this sense when you are young that your accomplishments need to be a list of things that seem impressive to others. A list of several items you

ana²⁸⚰ is ia bc of exams

iphonconspiracy

my friend higha thread ~ill translate some of the things he said in my language im seeing things huva : swear "my water bottle just grew wings and fly

tiger (nsfr)

abstractsiren

IM TIRED OF HOMOPHOBES SO HERES THE HISTORICAL AND PSYCHOLOGICAL REASON YOURE ALL SUCH GODDAMN CLOSED MINDED BITCHES; a thread the only real reason that people are homophobic is because

ponyo©🧈

KIMLIPlNG

[ | cw: omegaverse]alpha yg who's gotten very good at giving head and pleasing solely his partners because he has a *very* small penis and even smaller knot. no omega

Charity Majors

mipsytipsy

i don't think i've mentioned this, but i was diagnosed with ADHD this year. this was a complete surprise, the possibility had never even entered my mind. i thought the

bela

cozybela

i’m watching twilight i love the classics edward: bellame: thas me the dramatics in this movie... THE BASBEALL SCENE... WHATS BETTER THAN YHIS i’ve never watched these movies in

Tom Scocca

tomscocca

The most important thing to understand about Tucker Carlson is that his own mother didn't love him and rejected him and his family when he was a small childhttps://twitter.com/justinbaragona/status/1386837979453399049 This

QueenOfCK

ghaaghhaaghhaa

Here's the story of how a sis decided to take a late night stroll through the ville and ended up walking home with 3 police cars escorting me straight back.

Eli should be writing

puppyboysxn

Little Puppy SanPart 2CW// wccsxn / light pet play / humiliation / exhibitionism (only listening)“I know just what you need Puppy”With a predatory look Wxx pins Sxn to the bed,

sheila🔞💕 be kind

Sheila_thetank

Krbk endgame, krkmWhat about krbk roommates who are obviously into each other, always grabbing and getting in each other's space, but never anything more. They confessed back at UA but

ab

ttaynew

an unnecessary thread of my favorite and iconic taynew moments ⋆｡°✩ ➯ english isn't my first language so i'm sorry in advance➯ idk how to make short threads and they're

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MericaWinsAgain

An owl named Rockefeller, wrapped up in an "orange sweater", was recently "set free" after travelling 170 miles? What's this all about? More comms? Who was set free?

nana

incorrxctyuna

I'm gonna make a thread in no particular order of some of the best people on this bird app @incorrecthanj Truly the best boy and you can't change my mind

ren (weather, not singer) stan account

kuhdeejugh

just found out that sherry amin, most notable for being an influencer from a wealthy T20 family, is also a MARA scholar?????? HOW IS THIS ASSHOLE ALLOWED TO STEAL A

roy harper's unwashed hat

nightstxrr

~'get in losers we're beating up a boomer': a thread ~ let's start off with the legend himself :D the second panel may not be of him getting hit but

The Sex Coach, MFT

Raquel_Savage

Anyway, y’all wanna hear this story now?https://twitter.com/raquel_savage/status/1107168875488182272?s=21 Please refresh yourselves on these threads because it’s this trick lolhttps://twitter.com/raquel_savage/status/1039356420683116545