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Here& #39;s the story of how a sis decided to take a late night stroll through the ville and ended up walking home with 3 police cars escorting me straight back.
So this quarantine has been going on FOREVERRR, you cant be caging hoes...it never turns out well. Anyways I had just finished a late dinner and said to myself "I should take a walk around the block". Off I went into the cold and silent night
Upon leaving my house I had seen the PoPo pass by the road and of course you know us ghetto people we hide like our life depends on it. So as fast as humanly possible I hid behind a bush that was so small that it could barely even cover my body until they had pass pass.
I then get up and continue my journey passing a ton of abandoned buildings and homes straight out of a walking dead http://movie.As"> http://movie.As I get deeper into the streets of CK I come into direct contact with an police car.
Every instinct in my body screamed at me to run but my body was like "oh no honey you going to jail...tonight" Doing what any reasonable human being would do, I untied my hair, did a whip and said "omggggg hey officer, what are you doing out this late?" I could tell that
It had worked because he laughed...ughhh that gorgeous laugh...ehhh this ain& #39;t no fifty shades story. Anyways he said to me "Mr.thorne do you not understand what the meaning if a curfew is in effect means?
I resisted the urge to respond and say " I was just tryna get some dick tonight". Thinking fast I foresaw two outcomes that were positive and negative both ended up with me in handcuffs.
Following with the least dangerous option I smiled and said "ohh no I was just going for a late night walk yannoe patrolling the village making sure the citizens are safe and errrthang.
He laughed again and got out of the car, thinking I was about to be in one of those "I& #39;ll let you go ifffffff" scenes I started breathing a lil too much. I must have done something to upset Jesus today as he just told me "I just want you to be safe, so please head on home".
Restraining myself from throwing myself in the passenger seat and saying "just take me", I did a full 180 and proceeded to head on home. As I turn around I expect him to leave and go on about his night. NOPE he decides that I am in need of so much safety that 2 more cars show up.
And they proceed to follow me slowly as I walk back home. Being the bad bitch that I am I say to myself "I& #39;m gonna walk super slow cause I can and no man tells me what to do". As if escorting me home like I& #39;m the governor isnt enough....
He turns on his bright blue lights as a signal for me to walk faster. As we got closer to my house I began to think "was he really going to escort me all the way, I might as well bring him inside. But the lord answered my prayers and all left before reaching home.
This experience has brought me to understand and realize the impact of this curfew and what it truly means to be a rule abiding, so I will be letting you all know that I will be doing the same thing tomorrow. Hope you enjoyed my story.
