Anyway, y’all wanna hear this story now? https://twitter.com/raquel_savage/status/1107168875488182272?s=21
Please refresh yourselves on these threads because it’s this trick lol https://twitter.com/raquel_savage/status/1039356420683116545?s=21
CC https://twitter.com/raquel_savage/status/1077377055820562432?s=21
Ok boom, so this nigga always hits me last minute which I hate cuz he like anal and facial abuse and I like to be cleared out but

...I ain’t missing no bags just cuz I might paint or puke
So he hit me like, “you got a girl for my mans?”

I’m like 🙄 cuz I dead don’t know no hoes down here and it was last minute af

But I remember I had met this hoe on a boat a few weeks earlier so I hit her up on IG lol
So I’m like “sis do you be fucking too or just dance?”

And she tell me she down for the dick suck so I’m like, bitch I got a bag for us, SLIDE
So I tell my trick it’s lit.

He get us an Uber to his crib and the night begins.
So we get there and his homeboy fine af and lowkey I’m like, ok I wanna fuck him too but the set up was: I fuck my trick, my homegirl fuck his bro.

And I do what I’m paid to do, nothing more so 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️
So side note: when me and my trick link solo he normally smoke for like 15 and then it’s dick in the throat.

But this was like, a diff dynamic. This was like “we’re bringing girls to the house” dynamic lol

Cuz his homeboy didn’t actually know we were whores.
And I was like, the dominant person in the room as far as managing the night so I had to play this awkward role of being flirty but not too flirty.

And initiating shit but not too soon that it seems unrealistic lol
So they’re like, playing pool and me and her are watching and taking shots.

And she’s kinda distracted by how nice the crib is and meanwhile I’m tryna decide how to pop shit off in a timely manner.
So I tell him put some music on cuz I remember on the boat shorty was dancing and kinda stripping so I’m thinking I could get her to start dancing and we could go from there.

(she kinda a ditz so I couldn’t just explicitly tell her in a lowkey way, if that makes sense.)
So the music is on and she starts dancing like clockwork, it’s lit.

She dancing in front the pool table and I’m twerking on the couch, the niggas out they game on hold BOOM, we can begin
I tell her come dance in front of me and as she’s walking over I’m like “take that onesie off sis 👀

So by the time she in front of me she’s naked and I start touching on her while she’s dancing.
Side note: niggas are so easily amused cuz we really wasn’t doing shit at this point but they was googly eyed af

In the corner like “damn” LMAO nigga shut up
So I realize I’m still fully clothed skjijkzkksik so I take my shit off and have shorty dance on me naked.

Then I get up, tell her lay down and open her legs.

The niggas move in closer.
So I start eating her pussy or w/e and I’m pleased with myself cuz all is going well so far.

Now, I’m tryna see if these niggas gon male their move or keep being shy cuz TIME IS A’FUCKING TICKING
So I look at my trick like “nigga come on already” cuz his homeboy is clearly nervous and not used to this type of scenario.

My trick immediately walks over, grabs my neck/head away from her pussy, tells me to stay on my knees and open my mouth.

Lit. The next play has begun.
So, if you read the other threads about him you know he a freak nigga but this was the first time we had a scenario wit another man there so I wasn’t sure how he would move.

BRUH
He pulls his dick out & starts face fucking me (like we normally would anyway) but sis and his homeboy looking like
We noticed we were doing the most and he looks down at me, grabs my chin and says, “idc what they doing we gon do us”

Bitch, I-
I’m pretty sure they watched us for a good 5-10 minutes before she finally got up and went over to him and started sucking him off.

Meanwhile me and my trick on the couch in full on facial abuse mode.
So we start fucking and I look over and he’s fucking shorty on the kitchen counter so I’m like, BOOM they both gon get they nuts and we finna leave.
Now, I usually eat this nigga ass but I’m thinking cuz it’s another dude there he gon be funny about it.

L O L

Sike.

So I tell him get on all fours if he really bout it.

He does.
So I’m full on eating bro ass from da byke.

My homegirl getting clapped on the counter (oh side note: his homeboy was built like M’baku so ...there’s that)
They end up leaving the room and me and mine go super saiyan asshole dragging and he ends up nutting on my face.

Cool.

1 down. 1 to go.
My homegirl and M’baku come out and his dick still hard and she’s like “lol yea I’m tapping out”

I asked her was everything ok cuz I wasn’t sure if something happened and she’s like “yea, I’m great this nigga even brought his own lube (😂). I’m just numb at this point”
So M’baku start eyeing me but I ain’t get paid for two so I’m like, avoiding eye contact sljijskkssoajksk
He walk over to me and start touching my ass and reaching for a condom I’m like, oh nah we gotta talk to my trick about that (cuz he’s the one footing the bill).
So my trick and M’baku go talk privately then M’baku come out and my trick call me to come speak to him.

He’s like, “you wit it or nah?”

In my head I’m like “THE BAG IS THE BAG” but I ain’t wanna be over excited so I’m, casually, like “yea I mean it’s cool, it’s whatever, yea”
And he’s like “so y’all gon fuck out there or in the room?”

Nigga idfc ?!?!?!????!!

But then I get the sense he’s feeling territorial 🙄🙄
🗣🗣 IM A WHORE, HOW YOU FEELING POSSESSIVE OVER COMMUNITY COOCHIE
So I’m just quiet cuz I’m not finna ruin a relationship wit a regular but also I’m annoyed he fucking up my bag.

He like “nah nah nvm”

I’m like ...ugh ...ok nigga
So we both leave out the back and basically I start putting my clothes on so he know it’s a dub.

Now, when me and my trick done fucking I normally leave immediately but my homegirl in la la land looking around the house tryna smoke a blunt.
So he texts me (we in the same room) like “tell ya home girl put her clothes on.”

skbijKsksoajkssksl

So I’m like “sis you ready? We finna dip.”
So boom, my trick was going to get use separate Ubers (me to my house, her to her house) but sis is like “get an Uber with me and I’ll drive you home.”

And I’m feeling anxious cuz I know he want us to go so I just say yes.
So we in the Uber and she’s telling me how much fun she had and we gotta do this again and I’m like
Ok boom we pull up to her crib.

She tells me she needs to pee.

She says “do you wanna drive my car I’m kinda fucked up?” And I’m annoyed cuz I coulda been halfway home in my Uber at this point.

I’m like yea hurry go pee so we can leave.
So I sit in the drivers seat of her car, cup of Henny in hand and wait for her to come back downstairs.

Put some gunna on, I’m chilling.
I look to my left and notice in the car parked next to hers is two Hispanic niggas smoking.

Cool. Noted. Don’t freak out. Idk where I am but ...it’s cool.
So I get on my phone to pass the time and all of a sudden A FUCKING COP PULL UP.

I’m like skjijzkkAiziakjakaiakk
They get out and go to the car next to me.

I’m kinda looking but also not tryna make eye contact cuz idk the people next to me so I’m not mf involved either way bihh
So I’m like ok where tf do I put this red cup of Henny in the mean time.

I literally just dumped that shit in shorty backseat under her car seat sljijzkkssiajksks
She the cops are talking to the dudes and I hear them say “are you with them?”

I kinda look up and realize the cop is talking to me through the window, I’m like
I look up and see shorty coming downstairs and I’m thinking “thank god, come on bitch so we can leave!”

And this bitch stop dead in her tracks. Turns around and runs back upstairs.

BITCH IM IN THE CAR LIKE
Then the cops start pulling the niggas out the car and I hear one of them say something about me in the car but couldn’t make out what he said so I look up and the cop is walking over to the car and I’m dead ass like MY LIFE IS OVER
Cop says “please step out of your car” and I’m like sir this ain’t even my car I’m waiting for my homegirl to pee idk them I swear to god.

He’s like so why you in the drivers seat?

I’m like ok so boom, my homegirl or whatever...

“Ma’am step out of the car”

Me:
I get out of the car and notice the two niggas is in cuffs and it’s hella weed and bands of money on the hood of their car.

They ask me to search my bad then I’m REALLY dumb ass nervous because it’s fucking condoms, lube, wipes, a damn butt plug
As he goes to search my bag my homegirl run down the stairs like “DONT ARREST MY BABY DADDY PLEASE OFFICER NO”

I’m like, “your what, sis?”
ONE OF THE NIGGAS HER DAMN BABY FATHER.

The cops distracted by her running down the stairs so they give me my bag back and tell her don’t fucking move.

She being hysterical.

I say to the cop “fam I’m dead ass just tryna get home can I just call a Uber and dip? Please sir.”
He tell me I need to “fucking wait” I’m like
So I’m on the side walk and this shit like a fucking soap opera.

It’s her baby daddy, he on probation, he caught wit weed and money, they in cuffs, she screaming and crying whole time I keep looking at the cops like
They put the niggas in the back of the car, she over by the window crying and one of the pigs walks over to me like, “so what’s your involvement?”

I’m like, “I was getting a ride but I’m not tryna cause trouble I’ll go whenever.”

He’s like, “hurry up and go.”

Me, calling Uber:
My uber comes and as I’m getting in the car homegirl turns to me like “I’m so sorry this is so embarrassing I’m so sorry”

Me:
And that’s when I tweeted: https://twitter.com/raquel_savage/status/1107163250259607554?s=21
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