#Dick

Post-Apocalypse

TheConstantC

Some good things about social distancing (I’ll try to post one a day): You can microneedle the shit out of your face and not have to worry about when the

big bad.. behemoth?

unpopularwolfAD

Foot fetish art is so funny to me sometimes like it's just a totally normal furry dude and then his feet got like 3.4x10^7 wrinkles on the sole and the

🎃spooky scary star🌈🍖

hauntedstarc

hannibal has a big dick. he’s aware of it, but not in a cocky way. it’s just a fact. he has had past partners struggle to take him, and in

Clive Wismayer 🇪🇺🇳🇱 🥪

CliveWismayer

Do you remember the fleeting moment when we hoped the Queen would refuse what was obviously a bogus request for prorogation? But no, she complied. The BBC is servile &

alice

minalyce

here we go!thread of joe walker character and live outfits ranked by how horny they make me:1. apocalyptour 2. umbridgei think the pink dress guns out look suits him 3.

the baddest & the saddest 💎

shamekalisa

“Women are natural nurturers” is the sad excuse others use in order to take advantage of us ... a ranting ass thread First of all I just wanna say that

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lao_you_tiao

"Stupid beast, what did you do to me?!" Shen Jiu hissed, almost biting through his lip in an attempt to keep those pathetic keens in. Still, he could not stop

Aci 🔞

Acinonyx_1

[noncon, mindbreak, scent kink]Bunny Bakugou is frustratingly, not like other bunnies.He's mean and loud, confident, with a brain that doesn't belong on a species only meant for fucking. But that's

cece⁷ | POLINA AND JUNGKOOK

queenbeyts

I JUST WOKE UP ZHAHAJJAAJAJNANSNSB IM SCREAMING IM YELLING SCREAIMNGDSDDD SS R KIDDINGFGFFF OH .Y FUCKING GOD FUCKMSAJAJNANANBASBBXBXNKALA HE SAID AAAAAUUEHEHEHHEHEHHE FUCKSJNANANANAJKAKAKAJAJJANANSNNANA OH IH IH OSHAHAA MY GOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDD HE

Idris Elbow 💪🏾

YallLuvCris

I just met a fine ass 27-year-old and her name is Tildy Imagine me giving her backshots“Yeah you like how this dick feel....TILDY????”

Kristi Cupcake

XKristiCupcakeX

My ex husband is a piece of shit and the justice system is bullshit. A thread: Honestly tired of seeing women emotionally and physically abused by their significant others and

🌊⚓️choco fitzchoco🍊🌊

fitzchoco

@villan3lle_ @scarygayshark okay you guys win the acting in this is top notch you guys thanks a lot there’s not even gonna be anyone on this show for me

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ShoMunyon

This generation of females can NOT Suck Dick for SHITTTTT I guess you bitches ain’t learn from the pro It’s mfs arguing on this tweet & I’m just

ZSJL|GreatKungLao

GreatKungLao

I would like to explain what #NotMySindel means to my non MK followers, maybe you would like to join the cause. There is a woman in Mortal Kombat called Sindel.

mama👑

richochetttt

okay so lemme tell y’all why tf u had to block this weird ass ugly ass broke ass dirty ass annoying ass pressed ass bottom of the barrel ass BITCH!!!!

peddling_pedlar

PeddlingPedlar

Baby Sitting @ Blue Mountain in 2015 Thread...2 boys: Simon age 8 w nut allergy & Charlie age 5. Single dad from Manhattan. 1.) the boys want a beaver tail.