Baby Sitting @ Blue Mountain in 2015 Thread...

2 boys: Simon age 8 w nut allergy & Charlie age 5.
Single dad from Manhattan.

1.) the boys want a beaver tail. Sure, why not? I buy them a Nutella bvrtail. Turns out the kid grew out of his nut allergy. Thank god. Close call.

2.) we run into his dad.
“Daddy I ate nuts! Blah blah blah.” Me- zip it kid https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤐" title="Zipper-mouth face" aria-label="Emoji: Zipper-mouth face">
The dad is super cool about it and tells me “ur doing a gr8 job”. Weird response to me almost killing his kid, but ok.

3.) we go to the hotel pool then the boys are changing in the en-suite. I peek in and Simon is lying on his back while Charlie licks his dick. The baby sitter course did not prepare me for this.

4.) “Boys! Quit that!” Is this something I should tell the dad about? Idk. Maybe this is normal boy stuff. Ok, I’ll tell the dad.

5.) dad gets home at midnight. Pours me a 500ml glass of strait vodka. Says “you’re still on the clock”. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face" aria-label="Emoji: Grimacing face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face" aria-label="Emoji: Grimacing face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face" aria-label="Emoji: Grimacing face"> uh oh.

6.) he puts his hand on my knee and then starts to talk about his hedge fund https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤮" title="Face vomiting" aria-label="Emoji: Face vomiting">
I squeaked out unharmed but, all in all, a wild night.