okay so lemme tell y’all why tf u had to block this weird ass ugly ass broke ass dirty ass annoying ass pressed ass bottom of the barrel ass BITCH!!!! like look at his bio “rip kobe gigi” yk he wack asf like ugh i’m disgusted
okay so last night my friend had a lil get together .. and ofc i was drunk asf lol always! so when i’m drunk i’m always very friendly like i like to meet everybody and get them drunk as well so i’m just outside mingling talking to everyone yk being the fun ass bitch that i am
so i met this girl last night mind y’all she ugly asf but i looked passed it cause i’m like she cool whatever and i found out she was a leo so instantly i’m like aaahhhhh bitch me tooo and we just started hitting it off! i love my fellow leos https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
so i look to my right and this wack ass nigga was being loud otp and my drunk ass was ready start talking shit bout him to herhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> so i whispered like “pshhh you know him?” she smiled like “yeah that’s my nigga” so my drunk ass like okkkkkk how long y’all being dealing yk ..
my nosey ass always asks questions or whatever so while the ugly bitch talking she’s smiling from ear to ear so i’m like okay she’s in love . so boom then night goes on. So everybody went in the crib then for some reason we were all outside again but it was crowded asf my friend
lil back porch is literally a box lmao so i look to my left and i noticed i was standing too close to ugly (the dude i blocked) so i moved away from him and stood beside the girl! i’m like “oh yeah girl i was too close to your nigga so i i just scooted away” idk why my when i’m
drunk i feel the need to explain myself https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">so she laughed like “oh girl it’s okay i’m not trippen” but i’m like “oh ik but i know how bitches are cause ik ion want nobody standing next to my nigga all close and shit like that” she like “girl you okay y’all not even touching and if
y’all do i know it was an accident” so i’m like cool! so times goes on and my drunk ass goes into story mode lol telling my bitch girlfriend to tell her nigga get out my dm https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> this is who i was talking bout .. i was showing the people beside me or whatever
so in the middle of me showing me them that dm .. i get another message. y’all know how y’all don’t follow someone back so they in the “message requests” ?? yeah so this name popped up and i didn’t know who it was . sometimes it be people i actually know so that’s why i check it
so i’m looking at all these still confused and i ended up showing the girl (the other leo) this dm thinking i’m still showing other dude! so i’m scrolling just talking shit like “yeah mane he be on my dick” so she just looking and she like “oh that’s my nigga! the one standing
sooo she like “oh yk him?” i’m like no lol never seen or met him a day in my life. so she didn’t say shit. i left it alone . so time goes by and i’m still sipping and my drunk ass starts staggering lol that’s when i know i need to stop but ofc i don’t cause yk yolo
so i accidentally leaned on her. and she looks at me like ... so i’m laughing it off like oh girl my bad. so she like “yeah you too close to me just like you said you was too close to him yeah you’re too close to me” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
so ofc when she first came off my drunk ass just was lookinghttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> i didn’t fully register what the stupid bitch said . then i took a minute and it hit me like “this bitch just came tf off oh hell na” so atp i’m getting a lil mad .. and i’m filled with henny and jose so i’m amped
now MIND YALL!!!! just a couple hours before this .. my friend function turned ghetto for a lil minute . lol this had happened and my friend ended up snapping on all they ass for messing her shit up so she already just wasn’t for the bs
soooo i’m like yk what it’s my friend 20th so i’m not even ready do too much . HOWEVER i am gone give her a warning that if i beat tf out a bitch , this is why.. so i take my friend in the bathroom tell her what happened and turns out the same dirty ass nigga be in her dm too!
and one thing about it my friend don’t play bout me. so she gets mad like “man we will beat that bitch tf up in here” so i’m weak like okay cool friend as long as you not mad im straight. so 30 minutes later they leave and everything so straight ...
fast forward to the end of the lil shin dig .. so i’m passed tf out on my friend couch lol drunk asf. i’m always the friend that gotta stay after the function cause i always get too drunk to drive home https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
so boom it’s 3:30 in the morning and i hear a knock at the door. i’m a very light sleeper so i deadass can hear anything! i jump up cause it scared tf outta me. i open the door and it’s this same ugly ass wack ass nigga. so he like “i think i lost my phone here can i check”
i’m like “yeah i guess idc” so he comes in acting like he looking for the phone .. now that i think about it ion even think he lost the shit. bitch just wanted a reason to come back. so i’m tired asf but i didn’t wanna go right back to sleep cause idk him and everybody sleep ..
ain want his ass to take anything or whatever. so he comes near me like yeah “what’s yo name .. i’m tryna take you out” IMMEDIATELY IM LIKE OH MY FUCKING GODDD WHY DID I LET THIS HOE INNNN!!! here comes the bsssss
IM TRYING EVERYTHING IN THE BOOK!!!! saying i got a nigga .. allat! i couldn’t even say i was gay cause i know what heard me talking bout dick earlier https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> but bra i was so blown
like can’t y’all just hear the desperation in his damn voice??? like i was soooo disgusted
sorry if y’all get lost. i was in between recording and tryna text my friend to wake her tf up https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
“sooooo you team him” LIKE YES BITCH PLEASE MOVE TF AROUNDDDDD
like atp i was so mad but i didn’t wanna get up and yell and cause i scene. i respect my friend’s mom way too much for that. and also she had little little siblings and i didn’t wanna wake them up but it’s like nothing was getting thru his thick ass head
but finally i get the stupid out! well really who ever tf was outside just kept calling and rushing him . so i never been so happy in my lifeee like bra finally it’s over. i was so blown bc ive had niggas on my dick heavy but never like literally begging like the shit was ughhhh
so he leaves and i go right back to sleep trying to forget that shit happened. BRA THIS NIGGA DMS ME AGAINNNNNNN AND THIS TIME HE HAD THE AUDACITY TO SEND ME THIS SHIT. (this is a very nasty video) just a warning people ......
i see that shit and instantly i’m blown AGAIN!! cause bitch wtf. the shit don’t even look good. i can smell that dirty ass sex thru the phone. wtf made thus bitch think i wanted to see his nasty ass black ass dirty ass hairy ass crusty ass BUTT???? or that bitch hairy ass ran tf
thru ass pussy??? like atp i hae e fucking noughhhhh!! i had to to block that bitch!!!! if i ever see him out anywhere ima run his ass clean tf over for even playing with me
and i notice i have a lot of errors but just look over that shit y’all know wtf i meant to say https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> i’m outside rn tryna type and i’m cold and just blown so yeah whatever
oh and FYI .. this thread mainly for my friends https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> i wanna tell them but ion wanna keep telling the story over and over so i hope they see this thread
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