Some good things about social distancing (I’ll try to post one a day):

You can microneedle the shit out of your face and not have to worry about when the redness will go down.

Elastic waist pants.

Ok sure you’ve gained five pounds in the last three days, but there are absolutely no witnesses.

Finally use up all those half-empty bottles of sub-par hair product

Spring cleaning for days! And days! And days!

Is this the year for that all-homemade Christmas you’ve always intended? It might be.

You have more time for all those classics you never read. Moby Dick, anyone?

NSFW is not a thing

So many streaming services/channels to try

Your children are giving you so many opportunities to practice loving kindness!

Day drinking

It’s not insomnia it’s polyphasic sleeping!

Tiger King, I guess?

For the moment, your far-away friends are effectively as close as anybody else.

If you haven't already joined the legions of the thick eyebrow, now's your time to shine

Sure the haircut you gave yourself isn't great, but as my grandfather used to say, there's only two weeks between a bad haircut and a good one.

Realizing this is highly variable across race, class, gender, urbanity, sexuality, etc, but I'm still going to say: on the whole, it's possible no generation in living memory will be as appreciating of proper schooling when it finally starts back up.

Ok we’ve all suspected those makeup expiration timelines are bogus but now we’ll have conclusive proof. A lot of conclusive proof. So, so much proof.

Zoom touch up has you out here living your best life

Between the bread baking and the mask sewing those under-appreciated home ec teachers are finally getting their due. (And shout out to my fellow rural poors, who took home ec instead of Latin or whatever.)

You can try all kinds of potentially humiliating work out regimens in the privacy of your own home. And if you can’t walk tomorrow, no problemo.

The perfect time to see if you can get away with “natural” deodorant

I literally don't even know any more but this thread is still better than disaster twitter?