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Micro-Chop

micro_chop

1) A Janet Jackson reading list. 2) "I didn’t want to break down the door, just slip in through the side. We thought this easy-to-get-with groove—real gentle but real sexy—would

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ComeToMyWidow

Hi I’m in the ER because I broke my finger and everything is hilarious and ridiculous. For instance, the nurse came in and said “which finger do you think is

Connel Asikong🦁

ConnelBlaze

Jesse Jagz - GI sipped off knowledge from the skull of Nostradamus And on that day I tapped the fountain of youth from the portrait of Dorian GrayI drank from

bunny

negative12kcal

Hey guys guess who’s foster brother sexually assaulted them again :,) I want to die And uh, before anyone asks for context I’ll just say it. It happened once before

Gregg Beratan

GreggBeratan

There seems something unholy about the way we provide wheelchairs to people and the way we help people keep those chairs usable. #CripTheVote I have one friend who received a

ᴰ² maïa’s first love⁷ ☾

yoonisacat

THREAD for @princessdaddyve ‘s namkook au in case it breaks and it most probably will(scroll up to where it broke)https://twitter.com/princessdaddyve/status/1244705003450830850 The beginning (i checked and it is indeed broken we-)https://

Alek Festekjian

afestekjian

A thread on what's going on with Armenia and Nagorno-Karabakh (also known as Artaskh) (1/?) #BelieveArmenia Nagorno-Karabakh has for thousands of years been a part of historic Armenia but during

Screening Stocks Enjoy 'My StressBusters'

Coolfundoo

Wisdom Series #1NEW INVESTORS(

Monnie Lisa 💚

BlackBernieBabe

What was the worst date of your life? I'll tell y'all mine. I went on a tinder date w/ a Haitian dude. He picked me up and the first question

pixie

sleepypixiee

ok i know i come off as all braggy about how “easy” my job is but it’s really not. maybe in some aspects it is? but it was def not

hi jae

nastyshitlol

hi twitter. we figured it was about time to make this thread. no better time than the present, yeah? so, here we go. why @formoftherapy is a creep that carats

Ahmed Baba

AhmedBaba_

Trump’s disinfectant moment damaged him so greatly because it was such an easy to understand, indefensible act of foolery.It wasn’t an “erosion of norms” or some nuanced act Fox News

LETTER TO YOUTH

LetterYouth

Now I would expect a police officer who heads a "Cyber Cell" to know that deleting a tweet does not make it go away.Arrest this rowdy officer now#ArrestTahir@MirzaWaheed @pzfahad @PeerViqar

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haechan has slapped a homophobe yuta and doyoung have cursed out sasaengs as a fun stress relieving hobby many idols talk about moon taeil's butt mark lee loves singing to

Ricardo Senra

ricksenra

O Brasil está trending no mundo inteiro e as razões não poderiam ser piores. Imprensa estrangeira denuncia Bolsonaro como um dos piores gestores do planeta em meio à crise do

Resist the “Woke”

resistthewoke

If I had to guess, I’d say what lead to the #TimcastIRL previous iteration’s demise was: (A Thread)@Timcast @AdamCrigler @sourpatchlyds 1. A combination of personality rift between @Timcast and @AdamCrigler