Thread by @BlackBernieBabe, What was the worst date of your life? I'll tell y'all mine. [...]

Monnie Lisa 💚

BlackBernieBabe

What was the worst date of your life?

I& #39;ll tell y& #39;all mine. I went on a tinder date w/ a Haitian dude. He picked me up and the first question he asked me was: "are you transgendered? You& #39;re too pretty to be a real woman".

So I told him no but there& #39;s nothing wrong with being transgendered.

He goes a homophobic rant

I was stunned. Then he asked if I was really a lawyer bc he was in law school?

I told him I was and offered to help him on the bar. He said he didn& #39;t want my help bc I only helping him bc he was black. Then proceeds to go on a anti BLM rant.

We both black tho

Then he tells me that I& #39;m pretty for a black girl and he typically only dates White women but wanted to give me a try.

Mind you, I& #39;ve only been in this mf& #39;s car for 10 minutes.

I told him since we are getting pizza there was a spot by my house we could go to. He declined.

We drive a half hour and he takes me to a pizza place. I ordered a vegetarian slice. I didn& #39;t eat meat. He told me I could only order off the dollar menu. The only options were meat pizza.

He ordered me a meat pizza off the dollar menu and picked the toppings off.

So I go to the restroom to call a Lyft and I dropped my phone in the toilet and broke it. I was stuck.

I go back to the table and his friend are there asking him when he& #39;s going to apply to their law school. He NEVER went to law school. He led about being a law student

So we finally leave the restaurant and he asked if I wanted some coke. I declined and he snorts a line of coke from his arm rest.

My phone still not working.

I& #39;m pissed.

His phone keeps ringing. He answers. It& #39;s his girlfriend. He told her he was with his boys. I& #39;m like:

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