What was the worst date of your life?

I'll tell y'all mine. I went on a tinder date w/ a Haitian dude. He picked me up and the first question he asked me was: "are you transgendered? You're too pretty to be a real woman".

So I told him no but there's nothing wrong with being transgendered.

He goes a homophobic rant

I was stunned. Then he asked if I was really a lawyer bc he was in law school?

I told him I was and offered to help him on the bar. He said he didn't want my help bc I only helping him bc he was black. Then proceeds to go on a anti BLM rant.

We both black tho

Then he tells me that I'm pretty for a black girl and he typically only dates White women but wanted to give me a try.

Mind you, I've only been in this mf's car for 10 minutes.

I told him since we are getting pizza there was a spot by my house we could go to. He declined.

We drive a half hour and he takes me to a pizza place. I ordered a vegetarian slice. I didn't eat meat. He told me I could only order off the dollar menu. The only options were meat pizza.

He ordered me a meat pizza off the dollar menu and picked the toppings off.

So I go to the restroom to call a Lyft and I dropped my phone in the toilet and broke it. I was stuck.

I go back to the table and his friend are there asking him when he's going to apply to their law school. He NEVER went to law school. He led about being a law student

So we finally leave the restaurant and he asked if I wanted some coke. I declined and he snorts a line of coke from his arm rest.

My phone still not working.

I'm pissed.

His phone keeps ringing. He answers. It's his girlfriend. He told her he was with his boys. I'm like: